In the winter and in between final I work in a movie theater. When I rip tickets I say, "Merry Christmas!," "Happy Chanukkah!," "Happy Thanksgiving", "Happy New Year!"

Every customer gets one custom made order of weel wishes, they never know which one of those four they'll get.

Plus, when a lot of people hear me saying it, they all get a kick out of it and laught their butts off. Even the jews who get merry christmas. No one really cares.

What? No Kwanza?

Just say "happy holidays", that says it all. You're being ridiculous.

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God forgive America

Morality has (no) bearing on real life

I like it, Printer. Just add "Happy Birthday" to the mix and you're there.

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"Government exists to protect us from each other. Where government has gone beyond its limits is in deciding to protect us from ourselves." ~Ronald Reagan