I heard this from a Republican Christian CSPAN caller this morning who apparently thinks the devil is in the donkey.

I thought this was a weird statement. Is this how many "Christians" feel these days or is this just an odd ball.

I feel the love!

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I've been informed....don't blame Bush, he's "not in control"
That must make him out of control

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"When I'm in command, every mission is a suicide mission!" -Capt. Zapp Branigan
The United Church of the Latter Day Tangential Tarts

Noooo....... You're the Prez, remember? Lumberjack's can't rule. You've got to work on that.

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I've been informed....don't blame Bush, he's "not in control"
That must make him out of control

I wear high heels
Suspendies and a bra
I wish I'd been a girly
Just like my dear pa-pa

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Tiger got to hunt, Bird got to fly, Man got to sit and wonder 'Why, why, why?'
Tiger got to sleep, Bird got to land, Man got to tell himself he understand.
~Bokonon

That must be an awful sight.

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I've been informed....don't blame Bush, he's "not in control"
That must make him out of control

I am a coffee drinker and I hate romance novelists!

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That information is classified and to be given only on a need-to-know basis...

And I do not need to know.

I'm a beer drinker and I hate sunburn.

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I wasn't born with enough middle fingers.

Well, I'm a.... Sailor and I get sea sick!

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I've been informed....don't blame Bush, he's "not in control"
That must make him out of control

I never wanted to do that job in the first place!
I... I wanted to be...

A LUMBERJACK!

(cue piano vamp)

Leaping from tree to tree! As they float down the mighty rivers of
British Columbia! With my best girl by my side!
The Larch!
The Pine!
The Giant Redwood tree!
The Sequoia!
The Little Whopping Rule Tree!
We'd sing! Sing! Sing!

Oh, I'm a lumberjack, and I'm okay,
I sleep all night and I work all day.

CHORUS: He's a lumberjack, and he's okay,
He sleeps all night and he works all day.

I cut down trees, I eat my lunch,
I go to the lava-try.
On Wednesdays I go shoppin'
And have buttered scones for tea.

Mounties: He cuts down trees, he eats his lunch,
He goes to the lava-try.
On Wednesdays 'e goes shoppin'
And has buttered scones for tea.

CHORUS

I cut down trees, I skip and jump,
I like to press wild flowers.
I put on women's clothing,
And hang around in bars.

Mounties: He cuts down trees, he skips and jumps,
He likes to press wild flowers.
He puts on women's clothing
And hangs around.... In bars???????

CHORUS

I chop down trees, I wear high heels,
Suspendies and a bra.
I wish I'd been a girlie
Just like my dear papa.

Mounties: He cuts down trees, he wears high heels
Suspendies?? and a .... a Bra????
(spoken, raggedly) What's this? Wants to be a *girlie*? Oh, My!
And I thought you were so rugged! Poofter!

CHORUS

All: He's a lumberjack, and he's okaaaaaaayyy.....

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"When I'm in command, every mission is a suicide mission!" -Capt. Zapp Branigan
The United Church of the Latter Day Tangential Tarts