10. She's the walking embodiment of "bitter bithe" face.
9. Looking at her makes your nuts shrink up into your body (you know it's true, guys). I don't even have nuts, and she makes mine shrink.
8. She waffles more on her positions than Cuisinart.
7. She's way too cozy with Satan.
6. If she isn't having sexual relations with Satan, it's possible she IS Satan.
5. She makes real witches look bad.
4. Staring into her eyes may turn you to stone.
3. She's twice as liberal as Bill, with half the personality.
2. Her ears are way too big, and she's stolen Yoda's light saber.
1. Voting for her will usher in the reign of the anti-Christ.

She is the embodiment of all that is evil, even worse than Walmart.

*For the record, Trouble is a staunch agnostic who doesn't subscribe to any religious mythologies at all.

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Wow, the funniest idea I've seen since that bumper-sticker that read FREE CHELSEA CLINTON.

Shrill of the Cloven Hooves either is bonking Beezlebub, or she is bonking Beezelbub.

Define "is," Clintonistas. Go ahead. See if Shrill does any better than Bubba the Bonker Emeritus.

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...that she was twice as liberal as Bill I might just be tempted!

But no...all that Satan stuff is really way too close to the actuality for comfort. Whatever about saving Chelsea, I somehow feel sure that she would sell her...if she thought it might help her to get ahead.....one scary woman!

And anyway, its precisely the wrong time for America to elect its first female President....any such candidate would immediately feel pressure (as with Maggie Thatcher) to out-macho the boys (for purposes of gender credibility, you understand)...and blow the hell out of several sovereign nations....

...no, it has to be a boy again, this time....

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hate to be put in a position of having to defend Hillary but your taste and credibility has been completely dashed: you have expressed the opinion that the Shrub is a hunk! Bleh!

He's not a hunk now, but he was definitely a hunk in his 20s. See?

http://www.warbirdforum.com/bushguard.jpg

Total bad boy, though. Which would have made him irresistible to me.

These days, though...eh. I'd have to be really drunk.












(kidding...kidding....I'm kidding above)

Sorry the links didn't work, it's alot funnier with the links and related cartoon:

http://thesins.blogspot.com/2006/06/...-is-satan.html

I'm guest hosting my friend's blog.

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1. Weak-willed, in that she remains married to Slick just to reap the political benefits
2. Cold, if not frigid. Impersonal, bordering on unhuman
3. Not bright enough to be Prez
4. Famous only because of her gender and PR as wife of Slick
5. Dishonest
6. Lesbian
7. Dangerously ambitious
8. Communist
9. I hate her.

Trust me on this. Soros has the connections. Shrill would get a good price for Chelsea, to some arab shiek buying Bubba the UN job now held by one Coughing Anus. The bidding for that girl is probably at Sotheby's level --- maybe even a Bourse stock symbol, the whole thing. Big stuff. We'll know it's a done deal if the TV trucks roll in and Geraldo wants to draw maps in Chelsea's underwear drawer.

Bubeleh, you act as if this is a bad thing. Tisk and for shame. Ah yes, I confess it, I had A Thang for Iron Maggie. I slept better at night about Britain knowing her dainty forefinger slept on the UK's Hallmark Missile Array.

Chauvinist! I'd settle for Libby Dole in a Tel Aviv heartbeat.

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I realize that your list is mostly joking. ( I hope )
None the less its funny how you have to make up insane things to hate Hillary (i.e. she is sleeping with satan). Where as libs can hate/dislike Bush because of real world things.
1. Everything he has accomplished in his life was the result of his 'daddies' doing. (get into Yale, investment capitol for his first failed business, connections to get him in on baseball team sweatheart deal, making him Governor of Texas, etc etc)
2. Running his first Presidential bid as an isolationist, then doing a 180 because his core beliefs were so weak that after just one attack he drops them like a hot potato.
3. He told the terrorists to "Bring it on"
4. He never ever holds people accountable for mistakes. Hey George, so you got the Iraq intelligence COMPLETELY wrong, here is the Medal of Freedom!
ETC
ETC
ETC

Perhaps you could post a list of legitimate reasons to HATE Hillary.

This is satire.

durr.

Perhaps you could try to develop a sense of humor.

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Here's two more.....

She talks down to everyone as if they are all in the 1st grade!

The more excited she gets while speaking, the shriller her voice becomes and the more it sounds like fingernails on a chalkboard!

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