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Old 06-15-2004, 12:50 AM
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Default You're the president of the United States...

So, who will be your secretary of state? Senax? Or maybe LaLePop Or how about your secretary of defense or national security advisor?

This should be interesting...
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Old 06-15-2004, 02:11 AM
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Not American, so I can't be president. But I volunteer to be on someone else's cabinet.
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Old 06-15-2004, 03:06 AM
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Default My team

Not sure what the titles would be so I will use the ones I know, you will know what I mean.

Good (sort of) leftie cabinet, with a few exceptions.

President: ME

V/P: Senax (so I can keep an eye on him)

Social Security: SporkLord (good socialist)

Foreign Affairs: OldSoul (doesn't seem to fly off the handle too often)

Finance: Truebrit (seems to understand finance)

Defence: DBG (cause she could rip the heart out of a man from 10 paces)

Education: byrdie (too fix up the internet spelling problem)

Womens interests: Jonny Danger (just for fun)

Immigration: JP5 (for the way she handles sensitive issues)

Transport: Gian55 (seems to travel smoothly)

Ambassador to the UN: Grizzly (cause he has a silver tongue, so I have read somewhere)

What a team !!

Sorry to a lot of other worthy candidates, just did this off the top of my head.

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Old 06-15-2004, 03:27 AM
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Default Hey cool idea Gian!

Spork, the presumption is... YOU are the president. (Just pretend.) What would your cabinet be?

Spork- Minister of foreign affairs

JP5- Secretary of Defense

TB- Secretary of Treasury

Liberty- Secretary of Education

Demo- Homeland Security

Hans- Vice President

I would create a new department... Bureau of Prisons and put DBG in charge of it. She seems to have the disposition for it.

PJ- Department of Transportation

Gian- Department of Energy (with a special assignment to find alternate energy sources)

I'm reserving the right to come back and add or delete entries to this list. Like Trot, I was working off the top of my head and therefore I'm at a disadvantage.
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My staff:


VP- Senax ( Eventhough we have opposite views on alot of things, Senax would help keep me balanced)

Sec. Of State-Hans (Seems to be able to get along with both sides and speak intelligently on various topics)

Sec. of Defense- Spork (Very knowledgable on history and military history. Someone who undersands the past learns from it and does not repeat mistakes)

National Sec.- JP5

Dep of Energy- Gian55 (Just read his posts)

Atty. General: DustyBoots

If I think of more, I will add them.

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Old 06-15-2004, 11:14 AM
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Default Ok, now me

VP- SenaxFlatulus (probably the person who I share the most in common with on political issues)
Sec. of State- Demosthenes (fair and very diplomatic, even if he doesn't represent my views all the time)
Sec. of Defense- JP5 (very stern and unwavering)
Nat. Security Adviser- jonnydanger (very knowledgeable, plus he's an opera singer, which is so cool)
Ambasador to Greenland- GrizzlyAdams (sorry, he's my arch-nemesis, and it would be best if we were very far apart.... )
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Old 06-15-2004, 11:21 AM
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I would have SedyAlpha as my speech writer. Because, let's face it, he knows his stuff! You may disagree with him but he backs everything up with facts.
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Chief of staff- GrizzlyAdam


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Omnipotent leader - Moi

Assistant vice janitor- DBG (she likes that subject)

SEC cheif - truebrit

vp - senax

dept of health education and welfare - SOD - he can figure out a way to work beer into the system

DOT - JagWarrior

Dept of Energy - Hansmoleman - how do you find the time

EEOC - Foutmouthed margaret- would be lots of fun
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Old 06-15-2004, 07:32 PM
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Default THE DREAM TEAM

My VP would be HANS(for his puppet nature)

Secretary of Justice would be senax (for his single mindedness and ego second to none)

Secretary of state gain55(for an air of legitimacy)

Secretary of Defense JP5(for sheer self righteousness and determination)

Then of course we would do a smash and grab in Iraq before anyone got over the trauma of 911.....yea that's it..... Thats the ticket ....that's my team and I'm sticking to it!
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