I got this idea from one of Sadisticsavior's earlier posts, many of you probably won't take this very seriously but you probably don't believe the Magic 8 Ball knows everything. Pssshhh. So I asked the Magic 8 Ball about who was going to win the presidential election, I asked about each candidate separately only once mind you, I didn't doctor these results at all or ask again. I just asked about the top 3 from each party that came to mind, and it played out nicely...for me at least.
Will Hilary Clinton win the the presidential election? -- Absolutely
Will Barack Obama win the the presidential election?-- Outlook not so good.
Will Jon Edwards win the the presidential election?-- Maybe
Will Mitt Romney win the presidential election?-- No way
Will Rudy Guiliani win the presidential election?--Outlook not so good.
Will Jon McCain win the presidential election?-- My sources say no.
I was a little disappointed that Obama didn't win, but it made me laugh really hard that Romney got the only no way! In conclusion, the Magic 8 Ball does know all because when I asked it if girls have cooties and it said No way! And I believe that is true.
http://web.ics.purdue.edu/~ssanty/cgi-bin/eightball.cgi