Why Do We Need A Friggin Fence

crestwood33 · #1 (**permalink**) 01-31-2008, 11:42 AM

We have been here over 200 years without one! Wonder what our founders would think? Just another feel good worthless gimmick. the answer is to wack anyone who hires illegals.

BuckNaked · #2 (**permalink**) 01-31-2008, 11:49 AM

The only fence we need is to hold the criminals who keep hiring illegals! They migrate for work! No work, no problem!

crestwood33 · #3 (**permalink**) 01-31-2008, 11:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BuckNaked

The only fence we need is to hold the criminals who keep hiring illegals! They migrate for work! No work, no problem!

and contribute a ton to party coffers!!

nonsqtr · #4 (**permalink**) 01-31-2008, 12:10 PM

I think we oughta make it

illegal to send US dollars overseas!

That would solve all our problems.

Think about it.

BuckNaked · #5 (**permalink**) 01-31-2008, 12:19 PM

If it were up to me!

Lobbyist could only provide a factoid letter or package that would have to be submitted by mail to each congressman. Absolutely no physical contact except by a representative who would address the entire floor of congress if requested for further fact finding situations. They would be escorted in and escorted out before and after their presentation, by security. Any other lobbyists found on the grounds would be shot on sight!

I would also make it a law that the only entity that can donate money to politicians, is an American citizen who is eligible to vote, and only in $100.00 increments to an individual candidate election fund, not too the party. Since a corporate entity can not vote they are ineligible to participate in the process!

You know, put the government back in we the people’s hands!

ABoyNamedSue · #6 (**permalink**) 01-31-2008, 12:45 PM

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Originally Posted by nonsqtr

illegal to send US dollars overseas!

No no...let 'em send money out of the country...
...just charge a 35% transaction fee.

If those illegals are going to be shipping money back to their family, then we should get a fairly nice piece of it.

crestwood33 · #7 (**permalink**) 01-31-2008, 12:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BuckNaked

If it were up to me!

Lobbyist could only provide a factoid letter or package that would have to be submitted by mail to each congressman. Absolutely no physical contact except by a representative who would address the entire floor of congress if requested for further fact finding situations. They would be escorted in and escorted out before and after their presentation, by security. Any other lobbyists found on the grounds would be shot on sight!

I would also make it a law that the only entity that can donate money to politicians, is an American citizen who is eligible to vote, and only in $100.00 increments to an individual candidate election fund, not too the party. Since a corporate entity can not vote they are ineligible to participate in the process!

You know, put the government back in we the people’s hands!

Anyone caught bringing drugs in would be hung on site, immediately, before the lawyers make a fortune defending him.

nonsqtr · #8 (**permalink**) 01-31-2008, 12:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ABoyNamedSue

No no...let 'em send money out of the country...
...just charge a 35% transaction fee.

If those illegals are going to be shipping money back to their family, then we should get a fairly nice piece of it.

Yeah - see, you fell for it.

You can charge usurous transaction fees to "individuals", but it's a little harder if you have to charge "yourself".

'Cause see - think about this: under my plan, it will be illegal, for the President of the United States, to send money to China!

Ba-da-boom!

How do you like me now?

BuckNaked · #9 (**permalink**) 01-31-2008, 04:54 PM

This was nominated for best joke of the year - and worth sharing.

A Somalian arrives in Minneapolis as a new immigrant to the United
States. He stops the first person he sees walking down the street and
says, 'Thank you Mr. American for letting me in this country, giving me
housing, food stamps, free medical care, and free education!' The
passerby says, 'You are mistaken, I am Mexican.' The man goes on and
encounters another passerby. ' Thank you for having such a beautiful
country here in America !' The person says, 'I not American, I
Vietnamese.' The new arrival walks further, and the next person he sees
he stops, shakes his hand and says, 'Thank you for the wonderful America!'
That person puts up his hand and says, 'I am from Middle East , I am not
American!' He finally sees a nice lady and asks, 'Are you an American?'
She says , 'No, I am from Africa !' Puzzled, he asks her, 'Where are all
the Americans?' The African lady checks her watch and says...'Probably
at work!!!!!!!'

IF YOU DON'T PASS THIS ON TO ALL YOUR FRIENDS, TOMORROW AT 11:30 AM YOU
WILL RECEIVE THREE ILLEGAL IMMIGRANTS ABSOLUTELY FREE.

crestwood33 · #10 (**permalink**) 01-31-2008, 05:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BuckNaked

This was nominated for best joke of the year - and worth sharing.

A Somalian arrives in Minneapolis as a new immigrant to the United
States. He stops the first person he sees walking down the street and
says, 'Thank you Mr. American for letting me in this country, giving me
housing, food stamps, free medical care, and free education!' The
passerby says, 'You are mistaken, I am Mexican.' The man goes on and
encounters another passerby. ' Thank you for having such a beautiful
country here in America !' The person says, 'I not American, I
Vietnamese.' The new arrival walks further, and the next person he sees
he stops, shakes his hand and says, 'Thank you for the wonderful America!'
That person puts up his hand and says, 'I am from Middle East , I am not
American!' He finally sees a nice lady and asks, 'Are you an American?'
She says , 'No, I am from Africa !' Puzzled, he asks her, 'Where are all
the Americans?' The African lady checks her watch and says...'Probably
at work!!!!!!!'

IF YOU DON'T PASS THIS ON TO ALL YOUR FRIENDS, TOMORROW AT 11:30 AM YOU
WILL RECEIVE THREE ILLEGAL IMMIGRANTS ABSOLUTELY FREE.

In addition lets not forget those extremely rich folks who enslaved ilegals as house servants.

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