Here's a kinda fun one: I don't know if anyone watches Root Of All Evil on Comedy Central or not but they do a ripple of evil where they explain (comically) the worst case scenario if their particular evil is allowed to continue.

For example:

If Hillary is allowed to become President:
Rush Limbaugh will be blamed for getting her elected after his plan for Republicans to vote for her in the Primaries. His show will be taken away and he will be unable to spew his anti-liberal propaganda. Conservatives all over America will be left with no sense of direction. The streets will be filled with lost Republicans wandering the streets. The Democrats will sense the void but will be unable to fill it because they never fail to miss an opportunity. Half of America will be forced to become a part of the Green Party. The Green Party will then force Al Gore into the Presidency. He will focus on global warming more than any other issue. He will force mandatory showings of "An Inconvenient Truth" to all Americans. But this will not be enough for him. He will grow power hungry and demand that every nation in the world hold mandatory screenings of his film for all of their citizens. Those that refuse will immediately be attacked by our new eco-friendly army. But our soldiers will only be laughed at because of how rediculous they look in their recycled uniforms. Our armies will be crushed on all fronts and we will be left defenseless. Canada will seize this opportunity to expand their boarders. An unstoppable army of mounties will cross our Northern border bringing in a new reign of terror. We will all be forced to use Canadian money, speak French and be required to say aboot instead of about.

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"Masters of War" by Bob Dylan
"When a man assumes public trust, he should consider himself as public property"
-Thomas Jefferson
"I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones."
-Albert Einstein
"One man with courage is a majority"
-Thomas Jefferson

Whatever you're on, gimme some.

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"I should be calling collect from jail for the things I commit each night in my head" - D. Mustaine.

Ditto. That must be some good (*)(*)(*)(*).

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The difference between a Socialist and a Communist is that the Socialist doesn't have all the guns yet.

I'm just high on life

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"Masters of War" by Bob Dylan
"When a man assumes public trust, he should consider himself as public property"
-Thomas Jefferson
"I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones."
-Albert Einstein
"One man with courage is a majority"
-Thomas Jefferson