Quote:
Originally Posted by getinvolved
Are you a Democrat or a Republican?
Here is a little test that will help you decide.
The answer can be found by posing the following question:
#You're walking down a
deserted street with your wife
and
two small children.
Suddenly, an Islamic
Terrorist with a huge knife
comes
around the corner, locks eyes with you,
screams obscenities, praises
Allah, raises the
knife, and charges at you.
You are carrying a
Kimber 1911 cal. 45 ACP, and you are an expert shot.
You have mere seconds
before he reaches you and your family. What
do
you do?
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THINK CAREFULLY AND
THEN SCROLL DOWN:
Democrat's
Answer :
Well, that's not enou gh information to answer the question!
Does
the man look poor or oppressed?
Have I ever done anything to him that
would inspire
him to attack?
Could we run away?
What does my wife
think?
What about the kids?
Could I possibly swing the gun like a club
and knock
the knife out of his hand?
What does the law say about
this situation?
Does the pistol have appropriate safety built into it?
Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind
of message
does this send to society and to my children?
Is it possible he'd be
happy with just killing me?
Does he definitely want to kill me, or would
he be
content just to wound me?
If I were to grab his knees and hold
on, could my
family get away while he was stabbing me?
Should I call
9-1-1?
Why is this street so deserted?
We need to raise taxes, have
paint and weed day and
make this happier, healthier street that
would
discourage such behavior.
This is all so confusing! I need to
debate this with
some friends for few days and try to come to a
consensus.
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Republican's
Answer:
BANG!
|
I am a CONSERVATIVE ....
I
1 - would be carrying my Glock and several clips.
2 - I would be going BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG
2b - click & clack as I load a second mag BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG
2c - click & clack as I load a third mag BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG
2d - click & clack as I load my final mag for the NEXT FOOL!
Islamic clowns are so aggravating
... just this afternoon ANOTHER one had to lie to me ...
what is it with these ass clowns where they refuse to be honest about ANYTHING??
I just had one who has a male long haired Shepard pup - I asked if he wanted a girlfriend for his dog
he said - I got one ...
Then I said I have a nice female and then this liar says
My dog is fixed
then he tries to tell me the dog bites ...
which is crap OR if he actually said something HONEST ...
Then he has got to be a TOTAL MORON - since he had the dog in a local park with a lot of people (that the dog was NOT noticing).
What is it with so many of them having this ridiculous need to lie and be so hostile in MY COUNTRY?
Besides that - don't they know that when they go to heaven dying for Ali
(
I know it's spelled wrong - I just don't CARE!)
that ALL the virgins are Catholic Nun's?
They still won't get laid

- darn fools!