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Old 04-12-2008, 02:35 PM
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Default Are you a Democrat or Republican?

Are you a Democrat or a Republican?

Here is a little test that will help you decide.

The answer can be found by posing the following question:



#You're walking down a
deserted street with your wife
and
two small children.
Suddenly, an Islamic
Terrorist with a huge knife
comes
around the corner, locks eyes with you,
screams obscenities, praises
Allah, raises the
knife, and charges at you.
You are carrying a
Kimber 1911 cal. 45 ACP, and you are an expert shot.
You have mere seconds
before he reaches you and your family. What
do
you do?

.................................................. ..........




THINK CAREFULLY AND
THEN SCROLL DOWN:
Democrat's
Answer :


Well, that's not enou gh information to answer the question!
Does
the man look poor or oppressed?
Have I ever done anything to him that
would inspire
him to attack?
Could we run away?
What does my wife
think?
What about the kids?
Could I possibly swing the gun like a club
and knock
the knife out of his hand?
What does the law say about
this situation?
Does the pistol have appropriate safety built into it?
Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind
of message
does this send to society and to my children?
Is it possible he'd be
happy with just killing me?
Does he definitely want to kill me, or would
he be
content just to wound me?
If I were to grab his knees and hold
on, could my
family get away while he was stabbing me?
Should I call
9-1-1?
Why is this street so deserted?
We need to raise taxes, have
paint and weed day and
make this happier, healthier street that
would
discourage such behavior.
This is all so confusing! I need to
debate this with
some friends for few days and try to come to a
consensus.
.................................................. .................................................. ............

Republican's
Answer:
BANG!
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Are you a Democrat or a Republican?

Here is a little test that will help you decide.

The answer can be found by posing the following question:



#You're walking down a
deserted street with your wife
and
two small children.
Suddenly, an Islamic
Terrorist
with a huge knife
comes
around the corner, locks eyes with you,
screams obscenities, praises
Allah, raises the
knife, and charges at you.
You are carrying a
Kimber 1911 cal. 45 ACP, and you are an expert shot.
You have mere seconds
before he reaches you and your family. What
do
you do?

.................................................. ..........




THINK CAREFULLY AND
THEN SCROLL DOWN:
Democrat's
Answer :


Well, that's not enou gh information to answer the question!
Does
the man look poor or oppressed?
Have I ever done anything to him that
would inspire
him to attack?
Could we run away?
What does my wife
think?
What about the kids?
Could I possibly swing the gun like a club
and knock
the knife out of his hand?
What does the law say about
this situation?
Does the pistol have appropriate safety built into it?
Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind
of message
does this send to society and to my children?
Is it possible he'd be
happy with just killing me?
Does he definitely want to kill me, or would
he be
content just to wound me?
If I were to grab his knees and hold
on, could my
family get away while he was stabbing me?
Should I call
9-1-1?
Why is this street so deserted?
We need to raise taxes, have
paint and weed day and
make this happier, healthier street that
would
discourage such behavior.
This is all so confusing! I need to
debate this with
some friends for few days and try to come to a
consensus.
.................................................. .................................................. ............

Republican's
Answer:
BANG!
Well, what the heck does an Islamic Terrorist look like and how will I know one when I see one and determine the best course of action?

Nonetheless, it is irrelevant if he is an Islamic Terrorist or not. If I'm walking down the street and a guy charges me with a knife and I possess a weapon, I'm at least shooting the guy in the knee cap. Much less if I had my family with me, I'd shoot the bastard in the chest.

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Seriously, this thread is stupid.
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Seriously, this thread is stupid.
Seriously, it's obvious that you are a Democrat. LOL!
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I understand where you are going with this, but your example is very slanted and simplistic. Islamic Terrorist with a knife? Come on.
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Seriously, it's obvious that you are a Democrat. LOL!
And it's quite obvious what you are. Tell you what. You come at me with this big knife and see what happens.


BANG!


I'm neither a democrat or Republican
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Are you a partisan hack? If so then you created this thread, nice job!!!
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First, I am a republican, and second, as a matter of fact, I have 2 Kimber model 1911's, and I would blow away any one that would charge at me, or my family. Hesitation causes death, pull, point , shoot, talk about it later.
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Well, what the heck does an Islamic Terrorist look like and how will I know one when I see one and determine the best course of action?

Nonetheless, it is irrelevant if he is an Islamic Terrorist or not. If I'm walking down the street and a guy charges me with a knife and I possess a weapon, I'm at least shooting the guy in the knee cap. Much less if I had my family with me, I'd shoot the bastard in the chest.

Smart !!! Right smack in the middle of chest is the best place to hit them whether its a
Islamic Terrorist, Russian/Communist Chinese KKK Terrorist, or any other form of fecal life who poses a threat to our family.
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