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  1. Default Michelle Obama is a man

    I've had my suspicions for years now, but I was still appalled when I finally read this revelation. This definitely explains why the two are not very passionate in public and seem to be just going through the motions for whatever cameras might be around. The liberal website's ridicule of this revelation is fascinating: http://wonkette.com/544134/wingnut-b...e-with-science

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    Looks like the birth certificate and the contacts with aliens and the reptilian lizard people were just the beginning of the things that the lamestream media failed to vet about this Barack Hussein Soetoro person. Now it can finally be told, according to some loons who think the Pope is an imposter or something: Michelle Obama is a man!!1! And they even have a 24-minute YouTube video that presents “irrefutable and scientific proof” of this science fact! Fortunately, there’s also a transcript, so you can “stop living the lie” with only a 5-minute skim. Buckle up, kids, this sucker’s a .9 Timecube bucket of homophobia, transphobia, nonsense science, and pure bats**t crazy, and it’s going to be a bumpy ride.


    Among other conclusions, the video decides that Michelle has “male hands,” because

    a man’s ring finger, is typically longer than a man’s index finger … While it is not uncommon for a woman to have the ring finger and index finger at very similar lengths, it is almost unheard of for a woman to have a visibly longer, ring finger.
    And they have proof, too: Just look at Serena Williams’s ring finger, which is also longer than her index finger. As you can plainly see, Serena Williams was therefore born a male, just like “Michelle” Obama. (And no, there is no correlation between ring/index finger length and “inherent” characteristics — it’s garbage science.)

    OK, but what other proof do they have? Michele has Man shoulders and a Man face — you can just totally tell! also, the proportion of her head to her height is the same as a man’s — Just like Serena Williams, who as we already know, is also secretly a man. Also there’s her adam’s apple, and her bulging neck muscles. Here’s the vid, in case you feel like killing some brain cells.




    And then, of course, there’s her penis, clearly visible right here. You see, most of the time, Michelle hides her weenie with a “special undergarment,” but apparently this time she forgot. The narrator exclaims, at 16:28,

    In this picture, the lighting cast “the most unfeminine shadows” on Michelle’s manhood. This photo begs the question, “How could the audience not notice?!”
    So not only is Michelle a man, the wingnuts don’t know what begging the question means.


    Also, too, the Obama daughters are of course adopted, but at least they have “truly feminine shoulders.”


    Now, why have Barack and Michelle Obama perpetrated this fraud on the American People? Apparently just for the jollies of fooling us, and to shame the brave American soldiers who are fighting “illegal wars based on the whims of their Commander in Chief,” who apparently traveled back to 2001 and 2003 to start those wars.

    Seriously, there’s absolutely no hint of why this elaborate ruse would be useful, beyond of course the simple fact of covering up Barack’s homosexuality, so that he can “cuddle up every night, to his male friend, who prefers to dress up as a woman, and deceive everyone, from behind that big smile.” You know how gay Muslim Marxist atheists are — they just like trolling people that way.
    Last edited by paco; Mar 15 2014 at 09:39 PM.
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    Well, we're only halfway through the month, but I believe we've found this month's winner for The Best Poe's Law Thread.
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    I figure the libs will start posting pictures of Ann Coulter by post six, with a mod locking it by ten.
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    Paco, you've been voted off the island.
    If I stop responding to you it means I believe you are hopeless and I have given up.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Stuart Wolfe View Post
    I figure the libs will start posting pictures of Ann Coulter by post six, with a mod locking it by ten.
    From the transcript link in the OP:

    (15:03) The manly features often stand out like a sore thumb - when the guard is let down, and the photo is unexpected.

    (15:15) Let’s not forget the Adam’s Apple. What most people don’t know, is that the appearance of the Adam’s
    Apple can be diminished through surgery; but it cannot be fully removed. In this image, you can clearly see Michelle’s, Adam’s Apple.

    (15:33) Once again, Michelle’s Adam’s Apple, is not too difficult to spot.

    (15:39) The Adam’s Apple stands out in this earlier photo as well. Notice the bulging neck muscles and heavy
    man brows, even on the wedding day! Speaking of ‘the wedding day’, you must be wondering what happened to Michelle’s ‘male’ genitalia?

    There's people in the world today
    Who say they're Jewish, Christian and such,
    They're all ignorant fools.

    They'll tell you you can't have your own way
    unless you pay money and dedicate your life
    Or you'll be d*mned in hell.
    ~ "Faith in God" - Bad Religion

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    The most inane thread this year.

    And that too some effort to achieve.
    The real harm is to our children. As long as we remain suspicious of the wrong people, predators will continue to have free reign to abuse innocent children. If they remain free from scrutiny because everyone else is focusing on gays and lesbians, more young lives will continue to be shattered and more parents will suffer the agonizing heartache of learning that they trusted someone who destroyed their child’s future.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Stuart Wolfe View Post
    I figure the libs will start posting pictures of Ann Coulter by post six, with a mod locking it by ten.
    What do you think would be an appropriate response to this?

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    Quote Originally Posted by paco View Post
    I've had my suspicions for years now, but I was still appalled when I finally read this revelation. This definitely explains why the two are not very passionate in public and seem to be just going through the motions for whatever cameras might be around. The liberal website's ridicule of this revelation is fascinating: http://wonkette.com/544134/wingnut-b...e-with-science

    ------------------------------------


    Looks like the birth certificate and the contacts with aliens and the reptilian lizard people were just the beginning of the things that the lamestream media failed to vet about this Barack Hussein Soetoro person. Now it can finally be told, according to some loons who think the Pope is an imposter or something: Michelle Obama is a man!!1! And they even have a 24-minute YouTube video that presents “irrefutable and scientific proof” of this science fact! Fortunately, there’s also a transcript, so you can “stop living the lie” with only a 5-minute skim. Buckle up, kids, this sucker’s a .9 Timecube bucket of homophobia, transphobia, nonsense science, and pure bats**t crazy, and it’s going to be a bumpy ride.


    Among other conclusions, the video decides that Michelle has “male hands,” because

    a man’s ring finger, is typically longer than a man’s index finger … While it is not uncommon for a woman to have the ring finger and index finger at very similar lengths, it is almost unheard of for a woman to have a visibly longer, ring finger.
    And they have proof, too: Just look at Serena Williams’s ring finger, which is also longer than her index finger. As you can plainly see, Serena Williams was therefore born a male, just like “Michelle” Obama. (And no, there is no correlation between ring/index finger length and “inherent” characteristics — it’s garbage science.)

    OK, but what other proof do they have? Michele has Man shoulders and a Man face — you can just totally tell! also, the proportion of her head to her height is the same as a man’s — Just like Serena Williams, who as we already know, is also secretly a man. Also there’s her adam’s apple, and her bulging neck muscles. Here’s the vid, in case you feel like killing some brain cells.




    And then, of course, there’s her penis, clearly visible right here. You see, most of the time, Michelle hides her weenie with a “special undergarment,” but apparently this time she forgot. The narrator exclaims, at 16:28,

    In this picture, the lighting cast “the most unfeminine shadows” on Michelle’s manhood. This photo begs the question, “How could the audience not notice?!”
    So not only is Michelle a man, the wingnuts don’t know what begging the question means.


    Also, too, the Obama daughters are of course adopted, but at least they have “truly feminine shoulders.”


    Now, why have Barack and Michelle Obama perpetrated this fraud on the American People? Apparently just for the jollies of fooling us, and to shame the brave American soldiers who are fighting “illegal wars based on the whims of their Commander in Chief,” who apparently traveled back to 2001 and 2003 to start those wars.

    Seriously, there’s absolutely no hint of why this elaborate ruse would be useful, beyond of course the simple fact of covering up Barack’s homosexuality, so that he can “cuddle up every night, to his male friend, who prefers to dress up as a woman, and deceive everyone, from behind that big smile.” You know how gay Muslim Marxist atheists are — they just like trolling people that way.
    Well, now you've really done it, Paco! Every Obama & Michelle admirer here will be demanding your execution.....

    I've seen some pix of really beautiful women.... but they were men.
    Obama logic....

    Obama wants every U.S. citizen to prove they are insured, but also according to him, people don't have to prove they are U.S. citizens....

    This sums up the Affordable Care Act.

    Remember when Nancy Pelosi said: “We have to pass it, to find out what’s in it” A physician called into a radio show and said: "That's the definition of a stool sample".

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    Michelle's not that bad for her age - I'd do her after a couple gin and tonics - the ones obsessed with deriding her (or anyone) for their physical appearance need to just grow up and admit that they'd probably do her if they went for long enough without sex
    Last edited by SpaceCricket79; Mar 15 2014 at 11:49 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by paco View Post
    I've had my suspicions for years now, but I was still appalled when I finally read this revelation. This definitely explains why the two are not very passionate in public and seem to be just going through the motions for whatever cameras might be around. The liberal website's ridicule of this revelation is fascinating: http://wonkette.com/544134/wingnut-b...e-with-science

    ------------------------------------


    Looks like the birth certificate and the contacts with aliens and the reptilian lizard people were just the beginning of the things that the lamestream media failed to vet about this Barack Hussein Soetoro person. Now it can finally be told, according to some loons who think the Pope is an imposter or something: Michelle Obama is a man!!1! And they even have a 24-minute YouTube video that presents “irrefutable and scientific proof” of this science fact! Fortunately, there’s also a transcript, so you can “stop living the lie” with only a 5-minute skim. Buckle up, kids, this sucker’s a .9 Timecube bucket of homophobia, transphobia, nonsense science, and pure bats**t crazy, and it’s going to be a bumpy ride.


    Among other conclusions, the video decides that Michelle has “male hands,” because

    a man’s ring finger, is typically longer than a man’s index finger … While it is not uncommon for a woman to have the ring finger and index finger at very similar lengths, it is almost unheard of for a woman to have a visibly longer, ring finger.
    And they have proof, too: Just look at Serena Williams’s ring finger, which is also longer than her index finger. As you can plainly see, Serena Williams was therefore born a male, just like “Michelle” Obama. (And no, there is no correlation between ring/index finger length and “inherent” characteristics — it’s garbage science.)

    OK, but what other proof do they have? Michele has Man shoulders and a Man face — you can just totally tell! also, the proportion of her head to her height is the same as a man’s — Just like Serena Williams, who as we already know, is also secretly a man. Also there’s her adam’s apple, and her bulging neck muscles. Here’s the vid, in case you feel like killing some brain cells.




    And then, of course, there’s her penis, clearly visible right here. You see, most of the time, Michelle hides her weenie with a “special undergarment,” but apparently this time she forgot. The narrator exclaims, at 16:28,

    In this picture, the lighting cast “the most unfeminine shadows” on Michelle’s manhood. This photo begs the question, “How could the audience not notice?!”
    So not only is Michelle a man, the wingnuts don’t know what begging the question means.


    Also, too, the Obama daughters are of course adopted, but at least they have “truly feminine shoulders.”


    Now, why have Barack and Michelle Obama perpetrated this fraud on the American People? Apparently just for the jollies of fooling us, and to shame the brave American soldiers who are fighting “illegal wars based on the whims of their Commander in Chief,” who apparently traveled back to 2001 and 2003 to start those wars.

    Seriously, there’s absolutely no hint of why this elaborate ruse would be useful, beyond of course the simple fact of covering up Barack’s homosexuality, so that he can “cuddle up every night, to his male friend, who prefers to dress up as a woman, and deceive everyone, from behind that big smile.” You know how gay Muslim Marxist atheists are — they just like trolling people that way.
    republicans are just jealous cause her private parts are bigger then theirs - lol

    maybe that is why Muslims circumcise their females, they don't want their lips to be bigger then their sticks - looks like Muslims and republicans have something in common besides just believing in the same God

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