John McCain, knowing he's as dull as watching grass grow, has been exploring his options trying to come up with an exciting running mate.

Here's the short list of his own Republican dream ticket.

John McCain & Larry Craig connecting with each other could bring forth a bold wide stance to their ticket.

John McCain & Tom DeLay could run on ethics, showing America the value of embracing the dark side.

John McCain & David Vetter showing the fun and pleasure of wearing Depends and diapers.

John McCain & Mark Foley campaigning on their "leave no child's behind" platform.

Obama can pick James Trafficant if he's available. Is he still in jail?

Wow, I hadn't thought about Trafficant for years. I wonder if he's ever done anything about that wild hair.

Maybe he's sharing a cell with Republican Duke Cunningham.

McCains running mate easy, Dr Phil for many reasons

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