Senator David Vetter (Republican - Louisiana) is back in the news. You remember David Vetter, he was the Republican whore-monger that got caught up a big prostitution ring scandal. Not only was David Vetter a whore-monger, according to his prostitutes, David Vetter liked to wear diapers while he romped with his whores. That's not a mental picture you'd want to spend too much time reflecting on.

But there's more.

It seems the legal bills arising from Senator Vetter's diaper-wearing whoring around has become quite substantial. According to Vetter's attorney, who probably wants to be paid, it now totals $207,177.50. So they've hatched a plan. It seems they've written a letter to Federal Election Commission for permission to use Senator Vetter's campaign contribution funds to pay for his diaper-wearing, prostitution ring problems.

So some little blue-haired granny living in Zwolle, Louisiana that sent him a $15 check for his re-election may now have her money used to pay for the good "family values" Republican Senator's diaper-wearing, "I'm a naughty boy", "spank me harder mommy", playtime with his whores, problems.

It wouldn't be nearly as funny if the Republicans didn't try so hard to sell themselves as little goodie-two-shoes. Today, Republican Senator David Vetter is their new "family values" poster boy.

Can you detect just a trace of hypocrisy?

But wait, there may be a silver lining in this latest Republican dark cloud of shame. John McCain's campaign has been struggling to find anyone willing to sign on to his U.S.S. Titanic campaign as his running mate. Republican Senator David Vetter is available and that pairing could yield a most excellent campaign theme.

They could campaign of the theme of showing America the fun and pleasure of wearing Depends and diapers. It's a perfect fit.

hehehe - Vitter the (*)(*)(*)(*)ter

I think he is the perfect VP pick for McBush. Afterall he's got all of the core values that the Republicans desire and aspire too.

You're all just haters. Treat a pimp with some respect, (*)(*)(*)(*)(*).

good enough spot for this:

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