Just imagine you find yourself in the airport in Minneapolis and you suddenly realize Mother Nature is calling. Just in time you spot the sign that says... "Men's Room".

Relief is only moments away.

Then, to your shock you discover it's a Republican "Men's Room" and Senator Larry "Wide Guy" Craig is in the next stall and he starts his famous Republican toe-tapping code. The only thing lacking is the sudden appearance of Rod Serling announcing you've entered the Twilight Zone.

But it could be worse...