If women all covered their hair or cut it off, all of the beauty salons would go out of business and crash the economy. It could be worse than the mortgage meltdown. Add to that the hair spray industry and all of the other products incomprehensible to men, and the Dow would go through the floor. No, no, we can't have women covering their hair.
What? You mean that hair? Oh, well, I suppose that should be covered. Is that what Corinthians really means?
The enumeration in the Constitution, of certain rights, shall not be construed to deny or disparage others retained by the people.