Quoting an unnamed high-level White House official, the New York Times today reports that Benedict XVI has bee trying to acquire vast amounts of yellowcake uranium and that the USA knows just where in Vatican City this religious dictator keeps his WMD.
All stand for the Pledge of Allegiance.

Onward to the Vatican. Turn St. Peter's Square into a vast Radioactive wasteland. That'll teach His Holyness not to spout off about morality and peace and things like that ! My God, I hope the Administration isn't listening - They would do it !!!!!!!!!

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"Civilizations die from suicide, not murder." Arnold Toynbee

Let's see if he gets put on the no fly list.

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"This is a time for a national imperative not to fail in Iraq." Condoleeza Rice, January 11, 2007

When are they going to round up all the Roman Catholics?

Bush speaks to God. GOD says "impose Sanctions", no more communion wine for Catholics. Communion Wafers to be banned in all places of worship.

CIA to wire tap confession boxes to find evidence of terrorist activity.

Priests sermons to be checked for extremist content.

Bush says. "This more Holy than thou Italian Christian blood lust must be stopped. I have decided to remove all Militaristic diatribe from the Hymn book, On ward Christian soldiers" is nothing more than a code for Italian Catholics to attack attack attack defenceless American citizens in their homes."

Pope decries 'slaughter' in Iraq

Pope Benedict XVI has lamented that "nothing positive comes from Iraq", in his Easter message in St Peter's Square at the Vatican.

In a live televised address, the pontiff said Iraq was being "torn apart by continual slaughter".

Pope Benedict also voiced worry over continuing violence and human suffering in parts of Asia and Africa.

Earlier the pontiff led Easter Sunday Mass before tens of thousands of pilgrims gathered in the square.

Easter Sunday is the holiest day in the Christian calendar, marking the Resurrection of Jesus Christ after his crucifixion on Good Friday.

Rest of article at:

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/europe/6536773.stm

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"All truth passes through three stages. First, it is ridiculed. Second, it is violently opposed. Third, it is accepted as being self-evident." - Schopenhauer

Apparently someone doesn't know what being with us or the terrorists means. Which is what Bush's quote refers to. It doesn't mean you have to believe the war in Iraq is a success.

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JMS gets another English lesson:

Quote:

there is no "mostly unique;" thats like saying "sometimes always," its an oxymoron - its either one or the other.

The result:

Quote:

By the mid-19th century unique had developed a wider meaning, “not typical, unusual,” and it is in this wider sense that it is compared. The comparison of so-called absolutes in senses that are not absolute is standard in all varieties of speech and writing.

As a catholic I have to say good for the Pope....now if he would just get over his angst about letting priest marry, women become priests (priestess(?)) and come out in support of condoms and he just may have a chance at looking less fallible then the last 100 or so popes....

They need condoms in the Third World - a lot of condoms!

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