Is Masterbation a Sin - Page 2

B L Zeebub · #11 (**permalink**) 03-10-2008, 12:07 AM

Dear Mr Canuck, or may I call you Fascist, are you sure she is Canadian, as from mammary of your fantastic country and some of the fragrant flowers that I encountered there, they followed the French code of the hairy armpit.

So as that would really do it for me, could you repost by adding a good growth so as to give all us non Canucks the true flavor of a Canuck beauty.

I am Sir, your Servant.

shadowman · #12 (**permalink**) 03-10-2008, 03:40 AM

[quote=B L Zeebub;450239]If so what sanctions are imposed.

Masturbation is a sin.

What do young male priests and young Nunns do to cope?

I would think they don't masturbate. Maybe some do but we all sin.

If you masterbated before taking the "cloth" (no pun intended) does that matter?

No people ask for forgiveness and God grants it, if we are truly sorry and repentive.

B L Zeebub · #13 (**permalink**) 03-10-2008, 04:29 AM

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Originally Posted by B L Zeebub

If so what sanctions are imposed.

Masturbation is a sin.

What do young male priests and young Nunns do to cope?

I would think they don't masturbate. Maybe some do but we all sin.

If you masterbated before taking the "cloth" (no pun intended) does that matter?

No people ask for forgiveness and God grants it, if we are truly sorry and repentive.

So to get this right " Bashing The Bishop" (a term for masturbation in the UK) is a Sin! but if you repent " from the heart of your bottom, sorry from the bottom of your heart" you get a pass, how many times can you repent before God blinds you?

Canadian Fascist · #14 (**permalink**) 03-10-2008, 04:35 AM

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Originally Posted by B L Zeebub

Dear Mr Canuck, or may I call you Fascist, are you sure she is Canadian, as from mammary of your fantastic country and some of the fragrant flowers that I encountered there, they followed the French code of the hairy armpit.

So as that would really do it for me, could you repost by adding a good growth so as to give all us non Canucks the true flavor of a Canuck beauty.

I am Sir, your Servant.

She most certainly is Canadian, however thankfully, she is not of the abhorrent francophone persuasion. Those are disgusting.

BillyBob · #15 (**permalink**) 03-10-2008, 04:43 AM

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Originally Posted by shadowman

So to get this right " Bashing The Bishop" (a term for masturbation in the UK) is a Sin! but if you repent " from the heart of your bottom, sorry from the bottom of your heart" you get a pass, how many times can you repent before God blinds you?

1 John 5 verse 18:
We know that no one begotten by God sins.......

or

We know that whosoever is born of God sinneth not....

B L Zeebub · #16 (**permalink**) 03-10-2008, 05:11 AM

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Originally Posted by B L Zeebub

1 John 5 verse 18:
We know that no one begotten by God sins.......

or

We know that whosoever is born of God sinneth not....

So let me get this right, on "one hand" BB your quotes seem to me to imply that if you are begotten by God "the use of the five fingered widdow" is not a Sin, but on the other hand Shadowman said " strumming the pink guitar" is a Sin, So which hand should I use to "Hammer the Hammisher" so as not to offend God!

B L Zeebub · #17 (**permalink**) 03-10-2008, 05:23 AM

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Originally Posted by Canadian Fascist

She most certainly is Canadian, however thankfully, she is not of the abhorrent francophone persuasion. Those are disgusting.

well it just shows how mammaries deceive, except I remember a conversation among Muso,s about the ex P M of Canada,s ex wife Margret Trudeau, that was about her hairy armpits and that Ronnie Woods said she went like a "(*)(*)(*)(*)house door in the wind"