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If so what sanctions are imposed.

What do young male priests and young Nunns do to cope?

If you masterbated before taking the "cloth" (no pun intended) does that matter?
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No, but spelling it improperly is!
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*masturbates, then blows my load all over my monitor*

By the way, she is Canadian. *sneers*
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Only if you do it wrong.
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If so what sanctions are imposed.

What do young male priests and young Nunns do to cope?

If you masterbated before taking the "cloth" (no pun intended) does that matter?

HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAH

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*masturbates, then blows my load all over my monitor*

By the way, she is Canadian. *sneers*
now, that's wussup..

she's fine, but i'd definitely not think about masturbating while starring at her picture. But rather a hot encounter with her on the beach.

Had better than her, so why not!!!!!!
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If so what sanctions are imposed.

What do young male priests and young Nunns do to cope?

If you masterbated before taking the "cloth" (no pun intended) does that matter?
If so Im going straight to hell. Especially after 8 months in Iraq!
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