Those Yanks are so funny....



Wellington, Tue, 05 Aug 2008

Wellington, Aug 5 (ANI): Brad Pitt has said that his newborn son, Knox Leon, looked like Russian Prime Minister Vladimir Putin at birth.

The 'Fight Club' actor, who along with partner Angelina Jolie welcomed twins Knox and Vivienne Marcheline into the world on July 12, was surprised by his children's unique looks.

Angelina - who already has three adopted children, Maddox, Pax and Zahara, and a biological daughter Shiloh with Brad - admits she is finding it hard coping with the babies, but is getting help from the rest of her family.
She added in an interview with Hello! magazine, which has published the first pictures of the twins: "It is chaos, but we are managing it and having a wonderful time. Shiloh calls the twins her babies. She and Zahara pick out their clothes, help change and hold them. It's sweet - they are like little mommies." (ANI)

Source: http://www.newstrackindia.com/newsdetails/10103

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By the way, many people say that British actor Daniel Craig (Bond from Casino Royale) looks just like Putin....

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Y'know, we actually liked you guys better when you were slightly scary. Now you're more outdated than the Hula-Hoop. You need an image makeover.

Come on, you gotta have another fat bald guy with an anger management problem hanging around somewhere. I wanna hear some hissy fits and shoes banging podiums.

If not, we'll settle for those some of those hot female secret agents who put out for "microfilm".

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BTW Daniel Craig is a JOOO

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It sounds like accusing Russian President of being an adulterer.........

Brad Pitt's kid is an "adulterer" already?

Sure, Brad Pitt could get more arse than a toilet seat, but seriously, the kid's got years to go before he even gets to the "girls are yucky" stage.







You guys are too easy.

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Trying to catch russian humour whith american brains ????

Well, let me explain.........
If one says "John's son looks like his neighbour", it implies suggestion that that neighbour had some relations with John's wife...........
If one says "Brad's son looks like Mr Putin", it implies..... /censored/......

Get it ????........

P.S. Yeah, man, we're so easy...............

Trying to catch Russian humor with American brains is like a Hall of Famer trying to catch a ball that nobody threw. You guys wouldn't know humor if we bombed you with it.

Hey, Oxymoron, we have an oxymoron: "Russian humor".

Furthermore, Angelina Jolie wouldn't bang Putin if he were the last smelly pinko on earth. Too bad he isn't.

Stick to your military nonsense. We're almost noticing your exhaustive pleas for attention. Attempting to be funny will just put you back in the "forgotten" category. Mmkay?

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P.S. I was in Moscow in 1990. Really, pinkos are smelly.

Really, really, really smelly.

Russians should melt down some of those gold teeth and buy some soap. Just sayin'.

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I got it, Demjan. Sounds just like American humor to me.

Of course, there may be other reasons why other people don't get it, but that's a discussion not for this thread.

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