http://www.washingtontimes.com/natio...3713-4122r.htm

A man with a fake Mexican consular ID was allowed into the headquarters of the DHS.

The ID card was a forgery obtained from a street vendor "somewhere in California", and listed his address in Tijuana as "123 Fraud Blvd".

That's the old Twirling Tassles Bar. The one with the paraplegic lap-dancer. Keep an eye on the bartender.

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he was looking for a "donkey show?" of a different variety.

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ANWR Exploration Republicans: 91% Supported. Democrats: 86% Opposed.
Coal-to-liquid R's: 90% YES. D's: 78% NO.
Oil Shale Exploration R's: 90% YES. D's: 86% NO.
Outer Continental Shelf Exploration R's: 81% YES. D's: 83% NO.
Increased Refinery Capacity R's: 97% YES. D's: 96% NO

SUMMARY: 91% of House Republicans have historically voted to increase the production of America’s own oil and gas. 86% of House Democrats have historically voted against.

Did it list his phone number as (123) 456-7890?

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