Hi all. New here. Need help with something.

Nah, just be female, and you're good to go. Intellect, talent, looks, personality and quirks, are all gravy.

 

For those who want to know why I suddenly disappeared. A certain person didn't like me spending so much time on this site. So while I was taking a nap this person decided to delete my PF account using my phone which was logged into this site. He couldn't find the delete link so instead he changed my account password and account email thus locking me out of my account. It took a couple of days before I could get the situation straightened out with the help of this site's admin.

For those who don't care, why are you reading this? You know how I babble on.

 

Welcome back. Maybe you should avoid a certain person.

 

It could have been your cat! Mine used to get jealous of the time I spent tapping my keyboard so he used to sprawl across the keys to block me..

 

So ya decked him, right?

 

Mine has learned that if he gets in the way, I set him on the floor. So now he stands to the side of my desk and tries to stay out of the way.

 

Lol
Been there, done that

 

Glad you're back

 

He's good in bed.

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I don't have a cat but when I lived at home our family cat use to bite my fingers as I typed.

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Thank you. I've been stalking the forum the last two days while I as waiting for my account to be reinstated. Instead of posting replies I just talked to the screen.

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If I had a cat he would have participated in the debates. I'd only have a cat if it was into politics.

 

We fought. Then we had makeup sex. He looks good in lipstick.
Now he's angry again because I'm posting again. He doesn't live with me but he's here so often it feels like he does. I'm not a hundred percent sure he isn't a homeless dude.

 

Maybe, but is he an expert on Ukrainian-Russian military affairs like me?..
Here's a link to a computer wargaming tournament I ran under my fighting name "PoorOldSpike" -
http://www.theblitz.org/message_boards/showthread.php?tid=68109

 

We all are.

 

He's an expert in marketing.

I'm not much into computer wargaming. I like board games like risk and axis and allies.

 

By "we" you mean?

All men? No
All political people? Better but still not all.
All cows? I like cows but you know, I don't like like cows in that way.

 

I started with boards years ago but got fed up with losing the counters down the back of the settee so i switched to computer gaming and won this 6" cup.
It sits proudly on the coffee table in my living room, carefully positioned so that it's the first thing guests see when they arrive, and I keep steering the conversation towards it during the course of the evening..

 

Put it in a display cabinet JB, then you won't have to keep dusting it. Dusting is my bete noir!! lol

 

I did the same with my cat. Set him on the floor. On the other side of the room. BIG room, ceramic tile floors. Very slippery.

Without getting out of my chair.

 

I always thought you didn't spend enough time here. Does this other person not know it's a crime to steal internet passwords? No wait, is he Russian too?

 

I am also new here.

 

I'd thought of that mate but a cabinet would deflect the rays of the sun and it wouldn't glint so much..
But sitting on its coffee table it takes the full blast of sunbeams coming through the window and looks absolutely dazzling like the holy grail, so much so that I have to issue my guests with sunglasses as they enter the room to protect their eyes.
Only a Vulcan would be able to view it without eye protection-

[video=youtube;gQH-jGSD_ks]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gQH-jGSD_ks[/video]

 

He didn't have to steal my password because he knew it. I didn't think it was necessary to keep a password to a political forum a secret. Seriously, who would sabotage a political account I thought? If he were more creative he would have made posts under my name. He could have made me seem like a dingy Russian loving Trump supporter.

 

Oh wait!

 

He screwed himself out of some fun. I can imagine how much of a kick I would get if I stumbled across the passwords of some posters here. Suddenly the tone of their posting would change remarkably.

 

That's basically the motto of the U.S. Marines. You gave president Obama credit for those words. He said them? Did he give credit to the Marines?

 

Actually Obama was quoting The Untouchables. But he was saying that's how you deal with Republicans. The Chicago way.