New Homeland Security Warnings

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  1. cnredd

    cnredd New Member

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    Since the Homeland Security color codes didn't go over so well, I thought I'd try a few new ones...

    Low - The Carpenters
    Guarded - Pet Shop Boys
    Elevated - Genesis
    High - Billy Idol
    Severe - Judas Priest


    Low - Pac-Man
    Guarded - Donkey Kong
    Elevated - Madden '11
    High - Call of Duty
    Severe - Grand Theft Auto


    Low - Fran Tarkenton
    Guarded - Ray Guy
    Elevated - Mark Gastineu
    High - Dick Butkus
    Severe - Jack Ham

    Low - Wayne Brady
    Guarded - Conan O'Brian
    Elevated - Dog, The Bounty Hunter
    High - Senn Penn
    Severe - Robert Downey Jr.

    Low - Reverend Jim
    Guarded - Cosmo Kramer
    Elevated - Ralph Firley
    High - Eddie Haskell
    Severe - Squiggy
     
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    waltky Well-Known Member

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    Mexican drug cartel declares open season on American tourists...
    :omg:
    Texas warns of travel to Mexican border town for the Fourth
    July 2, 2011 -- Texas authorities are urging residents not to cross into the Mexican border city of Nuevo Laredo during the Fourth of July weekend because of intelligence that a Mexican drug cartel plans to target U.S. citizens.
     
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    waltky Well-Known Member

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    Don't call a taxi in Nuevo Leon...
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    Taxi drivers focus of Mexico cartels
    Fri, Apr 13, 2012 - The killings of 13 Mexican taxi drivers in separate attacks this week underlined the vulnerability of a loosely regulated trade where workers are being threatened or used by drug gangs.
     
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    toddwv Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    The funny thing about this thread?

    Even in 2010 most of the references used were extremely dated.
     
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    waltky Well-Known Member

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    Sounds like the work of El Guapo...
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    Mexican police find 49 bodies dumped on highway
    May 13, 2012 - Latest suspected incident of drug gangs leaving corpses in public as warning to rivals
     
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    Thinkin' of a Mexican vacation?...
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    Mexico drug war: More than 40 people killed in weekend violence
    August 20, 2012 - More than 40 people were killed across Mexico at the weekend as violence linked to the country's drug war intensifies.
     

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