This is simply awesome. I wish all TOSs were written like this. I wish this forum's TOS was written like this. http://slacktory.com/2011/08/entire-facebook-terms-of-service-in-bro-speak/ This translation contains bad language and adult situations, and is rated PG-13. You have been warned. A sample you say? It is literally all 12000 pages of the Facebook TOS. And the scary thing is, I think it is pretty accurate.
Granny got possum online tryin' to dump her Facebook shares... Facebook: Smells Like Enron 6/08/12 --- In the world of investing, people tend to see only what they want to see, which can cause a world of pain. On this turf, "what you see is what you get" has never worked. "Due diligence" rules, as corporations have become highly skilled at pretending to be something they are not. One primary example being Enron, which not only brought increased scrutiny to corporate disclosures, but generated a new breed of investors filled with pessimism and mistrust toward Wall Street.
Why would they want to track a non-user?... Facebook told by Belgian court to stop tracking non-users 9 November 2015 - A court has given Facebook 48 hours to stop tracking people in Belgium who are not members of its social network. See also: Facebook to appeal Belgian ruling ordering it to stop tracking non-users 9 Nov.`15 - Facebook said on Monday it would appeal a court ruling ordering it to stop tracking the online activities of non-Facebook users in Belgium who visit Facebook pages, or face a 250,000 euro ($269,000) daily fine.0
Don't use facebook - it has become the true "opiate of the mass" - not only is it bad habit, but you're exposing yourselves while letting zuckerBIRD get rich and own your information in the process..
May affect copyright infringement cases... US Joins Case over Facebook Data Transfers from EU July 22, 2016 The United States can join a landmark case on the legality of cross-border data transfers, an Irish court ruled on Tuesday in a move that gives U.S.authorities a platform to defend their surveillance laws before the European Union's top court. See also: Facebook's Solar-powered Internet Drone Takes Flight July 21, 2016 Facebook Inc. said on Thursday it had completed a successful test flight of a solar-powered drone that it hopes will help it extend internet connectivity to every corner of the planet.