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    Default I just pulled off the greatest shot in paintball history

    It was just me and this other guy left on our respective teams and I thought he was still in front of me but he'd worked his way behind me and the first I knew of this was when paint started hitting the bunker I thought I was behind. Knowing I didn't have time to turn around and shoot I, using just my right hand, turned the marker so it was under my left armpit (so it was facing backwards) and fired, hitting him in the middle of the chest for the (*)(*)(*)(*)ing win.

    Booya, I am a paintball god!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Panzerkampfwagen View Post
    It was just me and this other guy left on our respective teams and I thought he was still in front of me but he'd worked his way behind me and the first I knew of this was when paint started hitting the bunker I thought I was behind. Knowing I didn't have time to turn around and shoot I, using just my right hand, turned the marker so it was under my left armpit (so it was facing backwards) and fired, hitting him in the middle of the chest for the (*)(*)(*)(*)ing win.

    Booya, I am a paintball god!
    Good for you! We were laughing yesterday at one of the local up here who has a vendetta on in relation to the bats that are roosting in the local cemetery (they are desecrating graves) so apparently among the things he has tried is paintball guns!! Now we have coloured bats!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bowerbird View Post
    Good for you! We were laughing yesterday at one of the local up here who has a vendetta on in relation to the bats that are roosting in the local cemetery (they are desecrating graves) so apparently among the things he has tried is paintball guns!! Now we have coloured bats!!

    Which state is this? In QLD firing a paintball marker outside of a registered field is up to 5 years in prison.


    Edit - Your QLD flag didn't load the first time. He'd better be careful.
    Last edited by Panzerkampfwagen; Dec 02 2011 at 06:19 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Panzerkampfwagen View Post
    It was just me and this other guy left on our respective teams and I thought he was still in front of me but he'd worked his way behind me and the first I knew of this was when paint started hitting the bunker I thought I was behind. Knowing I didn't have time to turn around and shoot I, using just my right hand, turned the marker so it was under my left armpit (so it was facing backwards) and fired, hitting him in the middle of the chest for the (*)(*)(*)(*)ing win.

    Booya, I am a paintball god!
    I call hax.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Panzerkampfwagen View Post
    Which state is this? In QLD firing a paintball marker outside of a registered field is up to 5 years in prison.


    Edit - Your QLD flag didn't load the first time. He'd better be careful.
    He doesn't care he is 85 and feisty - I think the police are just keeping and eye out in case
    "Capitalise your gains and socialise your losses might make sense to a few, especially the few who wish to exploit others without repercussions but it does not make for a good or healthy society
    “There is a rumour going around that I have found God. I think this is unlikely because I have enough difficulty finding my keys, and there is empirical evidence that they exist.” ― Terry Pratchett

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bowerbird View Post
    We were laughing yesterday at one of the local up here who has a vendetta on in relation to the bats that are roosting in the local cemetery (they are desecrating graves) so apparently among the things he has tried is paintball guns!! Now we have coloured bats!!
    LOL

    And 85 years old to boot! I think it's great!

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    Congrats on the win Panzer. Sounds like a pretty cool shot.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Angedras View Post
    Congrats on the win Panzer. Sounds like a pretty cool shot.
    Whenver I see the hero pull that type of shot off in a move I'm always like, "OMG! (*)(*)(*)(*)ING BULL(*)(*)(*)(*)!" and then I smash the TV with my remote in anger!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Panzerkampfwagen View Post
    Whenver I see the hero pull that type of shot off in a move I'm always like, "OMG! (*)(*)(*)(*)ING BULL(*)(*)(*)(*)!" and then I smash the TV with my remote in anger!
    Hahaha, I understand perfectly. I shoot some myself, but not paintball.

    I have never played/shot paintball, but there is an indoor course just a few block from where I live. It is in a huge building (old warehouse), guessing probably 7 or 8K sq. m

    I had the opportunity to walk through one day, and was totally amazed. There is every conceivable obstacle, trap and lighting configuration. I'm sure it would be a blast for persons like yourself that know the rules. I have no idea what the cost is to play, but the place is almost always packed.

    Anyway, good luck with your winning streak.

    Regards

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    Quote Originally Posted by Panzerkampfwagen View Post
    Which state is this? In QLD firing a paintball marker outside of a registered field is up to 5 years in prison.
    You're joking, right? Tell me you're joking, no place could possibly be that anal...
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