First of all, there are nine freakin reindeer, not eight. OK? There used to be eight, but then some guy named Robert L. May wrote a book about Rudolph. Remember, the reindeer with the red nose? So why do we keep saying eight freaking' reindeer when there are nine? Have you any idea what you are doing to Rudolph's tender reindeer feelings? Huh? You think its easy carrying all that baggage around when your boss only wants you once a year? In the freakin' cold? I mean, look. That creep Santa already gave the poor guy a complex requiring psychotherapy for years by leaving him behind year after year after year after year! Any idea what the medical bills on that alone will be? And the meds! And not only that, those other creep reindeer wouldn't even let him play in all the reindeer games. Ouch! How would you like that to happen to your kid? I know, I know, all the pictures show him with a glowing red nose and a stupid reindeer grin. But that grin hides layers of emotional anguish. So, let's all cut the guy some slack and admit there nine of them OK? And in the meantime, if you're having a bad day? Think about poor freakin' Rudolph and what he's going through. OK?
Hey, knock off the feel good crap. That freakin Rudolf must have been invented by some LIBERAL feel good socialist who liked soccer or who was picked last for dodgeball in school....LMFAO!!!!
It will be a cold day in hell before I ever accept that nasally bioluminescent FREAK as an official reindeer. Sorry - but that is just how it is.
You know what else? There are ten reindeer. Yo9u have the original eight, Donner and Blitzen etc., then there's old shiny nosed Rudolph...but everyone forgets Olive.. "Olive, the other reindeer laughed" and all that. Sheesh!
There used to be eight planets until we discovered Pluto, then there were nine. Until the scientists decided that Pluto wasn't really a planet so now we are back to eight. I think the scientists demoted Rudolf at the same conference if I am not mistaken.
Hey pal, don't be calling Santa a creep!!! I think Rudolph is a creep, Okay! And an interloper! Plus a whiner - "Boohoo, the other reindeer don't like me, they won't let me play 'reindeer games'!" Which I believe is an out & out lie! Without a doubt the other reindeer let Rudolph play Dodge Ball! Are you kidding me, what a great target - a bright, glowing red nose!
That is such a horrible song for this time of year! It teaches bullying, shunning of the handicapped, and that it is acceptable to exploit the disabled when need be! Rudolph the Red-nosed reindeer, had a very shiny nose. And if you ever saw it, you would even say it glows. The opening verse of the song, and we're already off to a very un-PC start! Let's just point out the glaring difference between the reindeer with the red nose and the rest of the herd, and make comments about his deformity. All of the other reindeer used to laugh and call him names. They wouldn't let poor Rudolph join in any reindeer games! Bullying and social ostracization - deliberate antagonization of a handicapped reindeer. Oh, the shame, the shame! Then one foggy Christmas Eve, Santa came to say; "Rudolph with your nose so bright, won't you guide my sleigh tonight?" One foggy Christmas Eve, the airport (sleighport?) at Santa's workshop was socked in, and because Santa apparently flies VFR, he wasn't going to be able to take off. Then, an idea... "I'll con that weird mutant reindeer into leading the way! If he crashes into anything all I'm out is one freak reindeer, and if he succeeds, then I'm a genius!" Then all the reindeer loved him, and they shouted out with glee - "Rudolph the Red-nosed reindeer, you'll go down in history!" Yeah, you freak, we'll let you join our little reindeer clique for now, but when tomorrow comes... And if this isn't bad enough, there's also that song about the fat pedophile snowman! "Thumpty-thump-thump"... drop the "T" from that lyric and look what the lyric reads! It's no wonder we have the problems in society we do, teaching children songs like these! And with that said - Let me remove my tongue from my cheek, and wish everyone of you a very Merry Christmas!
Rudolph, to my knowledge, only ever flew one flight. He is, at best, an alternate. Olive was a reindeer, but not part of the big show. There are lots of reindeer.
Reindeer gettin' smaller due to global warming... Reindeer shrinking in size in Arctic as climate change affects food chain Tue, Dec 13, 2016 - Reindeer are shrinking on an Arctic island near the North Pole in a side-effect of climate change that has curbed winter food for animals often depicted as pulling Father Christmas’ sleigh, scientists said yesterday.
Santa is based on the Odin myth and Odin's horse (Sleipner) has eight legs. There are only eight reindeers, Rudolph is bollox.
