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Remember this Xmas to tell your toddlers about SANDRA Claus

Discussion in 'Political Opinions & Beliefs' started by Speeders R Murderers, Dec 11, 2011.

  1. Speeders R Murderers

    Speeders R Murderers Banned

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    There is a republican conspiracy in america to convince kids that women are cheap meanies and only men are nice enough to give them presents.
     
    Speeders R Murderers, Dec 11, 2011
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    :psychoitc:
     
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    ????? You sipping to much egg nog?

    Can you take a minute and explain what you're talking about?
     
    Hummingbird, Dec 12, 2011
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  4. Speeders R Murderers

    Speeders R Murderers Banned

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    This year tell your kids that SANDRA Claus brought their presents. Don't let the dastardly conservatives make women-haters of your kids.
     
    Speeders R Murderers, Dec 12, 2011
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    Are you on LSD?
     
    Jarlaxle, Dec 13, 2011
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  6. hoytmonger

    hoytmonger New Member

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    Is she hot???
     
    hoytmonger, Dec 13, 2011
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    I saw daddy kissing Sandra Clause!!!!
     
    GeddonM3, Dec 13, 2011
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    hell yeah she is, look what she brought me for Christmas last year :-D

    [​IMG]
     
    GeddonM3, Dec 13, 2011
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    Daddy LIKE!!!
     
    hoytmonger, Dec 13, 2011
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    What an absolute, utter waste of a motorcycle.
     
    Jarlaxle, Dec 14, 2011
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    Best thread ever.
     
    Black Monarch, Dec 14, 2011
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    Dispondent Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    There's a motorcycle in that picture? I must have missed that...
     
    Dispondent, Dec 14, 2011
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    Yeah cause kids will get real excited about a knit sweater from some cat lady.
     
    jhffmn, Dec 14, 2011
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    male children will just be excited about a cat lady, hey, this could really cheapen Christmas expenses... :)
     
    Dispondent, Dec 14, 2011
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    heh bull(*)(*)(*)(*), apparently you are not noticing that it costs a hell of alot more for a woman to put less on. those (*)(*)(*)(*)ed pieces of dental floss cost an arm and a leg. trust me, my bank account statement read "HEEEELLLPPPPP" after my lady bought her "unicorn" outfit for halloween this year lol.

    the simple quote "less is more" is telling the (*)(*)(*)(*)ed truth lol.
     
    GeddonM3, Dec 14, 2011
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    My wife put her costume together for less than $100 every year except 2009. This year, she went as a Playboy Club waitress. :) Other costumes...

    Poison Ivy
    Harley Quinn
    Catwoman
    Three variations on drow elves:
    Spider Queen priestess
    Drow warrior
    Sword Dancer

    Her most elaborate: Halisstra Melarn, the Lady Penitent (2009)

    [​IMG]

    Not sure I've ever seen a unicorn costume...
     
    Jarlaxle, Dec 15, 2011
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    Where'd you get that picture of my ex-wife?
     
    hoytmonger, Dec 15, 2011
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    Halisstra Melarn, before...
    [​IMG]
     
    Jarlaxle, Dec 15, 2011
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    Well, I guess I'm not going to get a straight answer to my question....

    I suggest you lay off the eggnog...... it puts strange tho'ts in your head and we have enuf of those on this forum........
     
    Hummingbird, Dec 16, 2011
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    my driveway :twisted:
     
    GeddonM3, Dec 16, 2011
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    You have a creepy driveway.
     
    hoytmonger, Dec 16, 2011
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    Pfft. We all know SANDRA just married Santa for the money.
     
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  23. Jarlaxle

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    I think he was referring to the Lady Penitent, dude.
     
    Jarlaxle, Dec 16, 2011
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