There is a republican conspiracy in america to convince kids that women are cheap meanies and only men are nice enough to give them presents.
This year tell your kids that SANDRA Claus brought their presents. Don't let the dastardly conservatives make women-haters of your kids.
male children will just be excited about a cat lady, hey, this could really cheapen Christmas expenses...
heh bull(*)(*)(*)(*), apparently you are not noticing that it costs a hell of alot more for a woman to put less on. those (*)(*)(*)(*)ed pieces of dental floss cost an arm and a leg. trust me, my bank account statement read "HEEEELLLPPPPP" after my lady bought her "unicorn" outfit for halloween this year lol. the simple quote "less is more" is telling the (*)(*)(*)(*)ed truth lol.
My wife put her costume together for less than $100 every year except 2009. This year, she went as a Playboy Club waitress. Other costumes... Poison Ivy Harley Quinn Catwoman Three variations on drow elves: Spider Queen priestess Drow warrior Sword Dancer Her most elaborate: Halisstra Melarn, the Lady Penitent (2009) Not sure I've ever seen a unicorn costume...
Well, I guess I'm not going to get a straight answer to my question.... I suggest you lay off the eggnog...... it puts strange tho'ts in your head and we have enuf of those on this forum........