Hello, I'm a poor rooster, and I say we tax all poor bastard humans to feed my flock

Forget the logic, because I can't think that far. forget the rich, because they're well defended. I want to tax the POOR, NOW. I got lots of hens who don't want to date me any more because they have no food to eat, and these stinking poor so called humans eat my chicks, sit on welfare, when instead it's so much cheaper to feed my chicks, all we need is simple cheap food, not like $7 McDonald meal - while these poor bastards get a $2 milkshake, we can be fed for that $2 for a week damit!!!!!!!!!! these poor bastards ain't going to miss their $2 shake. I say we tax the poor scum and feed the chickens (don't feed other roosters)