Did Trayvon Martin STEAL his Skittles and Arizona Iced Tea?

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  1. JavisBeason

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    http://slumz.boxden.com/f5/mar-23-fox-news-did-trayvon-steal-candy-tea-1724774/

     
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    These discussions were most interesting!

    "This new line of investigation has echoed throughout the Fox News line-up. Bill O’Reilly stated, “Candy and tea and baseball cards, but no receipts? Liberals can’t explain that. New twists to this case are bound to continue to turn-up as Fox News investigates the real reality of what happened in Sanford.”

    Carlson, in her classic journalistic style, stayed on the scent: “So were the baseball cards found on Martin of any value?” she asked. “Do we know if the family has produced a receipt for those?”


    “To this point,” Lee answered, “the Martin family has refused to cooperate on that matter. However, I do know that Mr. Zimmerman believes that baseball cards were once stolen from him.”

    His dress and mannerisms clearly show Trayvon Martin was a Gangsta “wantabee”!

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    exotix New Member Past Donor

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    Ahhhhhhh .... the plot thickens ... Zimmerman shot the kid for shoplifting ... yes Faux investigating reporting has solved the case and Zimmerman is exonerated and as to be a hailed as the new right-wing hero ...

    The right-wing needs one ... and Zimmerman best exemplifies the *new* Messiah ...

    Serious ... wait for it ..
     
  6. Think for myself

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    The article is satire. It is not real. It comes from site that is satirical in nature.

    http://www.freewoodpost.com/2012/03/23/fox-news-did-trayvon-steal-the-candy-and-tea/

    I must admit I am quite amused at people not realizing this and instead assuming it was true because it supports both their agenda and their bigotry.
     
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    lol... yes... I do. I itemize everything for taxes.... but good try.


    I did think of that though.... no receipt is not proof of theft.... but surely someone could pull the video from the store and verify. Afterall, everyone here wants a thorough investigation, correct?


    But race baiters will claim that part of the picture is irrelevant.... and then call the cops racist for investigating that.
     
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    Your article is satire. It is not real. It did not really happen.
     
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    just as much propaganda as posting young pics of trayvon instead of

    this
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  11. James Cessna

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    I can already here the excuses from the loony Left!

    "So Trayvon was a common thief! That doesn't justify the fact that he was shot whlie trying to defend himself by beating George Zimmerman to a blood pulp with only his fists!"


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    Again, the article is satire.
     
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    When you were 17 you were itemizing your taxes?
     
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    More sad RW attempts justify shooting unarmed black teens
     
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    It may be satire, but the facts about the receipts are correct.
     
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    I was wondering which category the IRS allows deductions for Skittles and Iced Tea??
     
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    Your link is phoney.

    Please find one that is correct.
     
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    LOL exotix!
     
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    Bwahahahahahahahaha! That is awesome! James, I do thank you for the laugh, as unintentional as it may have been.
     
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    I pray the OP's intent was to expose the role gullibility has played in this most recent media circus...

    If not...

    I just pray.
     

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