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    Three ladies got done with their round of golf and the marshal asked them how they did. The first one said, "I did great, I had 20 riders." The second said, "Well I had 15 riders." The third lady said, "I sucked today, I only had seven riders." The marshal didn't want to reveal his ignorance of what a rider was, so he went and asked the course pro. The pro said, "That's when they hit the ball far enough to get in the cart and ride up to the ball for the next shot."

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    Quote Originally Posted by gophangover View Post
    Three ladies got done with their round of golf and the marshal asked them how they did. The first one said, "I did great, I had 20 riders." The second said, "Well I had 15 riders." The third lady said, "I sucked today, I only had seven riders." The marshal didn't want to reveal his ignorance of what a rider was, so he went and asked the course pro. The pro said, "That's when they hit the ball far enough to get in the cart and ride up to the ball for the next shot."
    That's a Good one ... thanks
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    A man and his wife were on the eighteenth tee, and the man duck hooked his drive into a window of a house. So they go up to the house and knock on the door to fess up and pay for the window. The guy that comes to the door is ecstatic! He claims that he's a genie and the golf ball freed him form his prison, a vase that was smashed and lying on the floor next to the broken window. He was so happy, he said he would grant them each a wish. The golfer says, "Yeah sure, ok, I'll take a million dollars." The genie says, "Poof you got it, it's in your bank account already. And what would you like maam?" She says, "I'd love one of these houses lining the course." The genie says, "Poof, you got it, the title is at your bank right now. And I feel so good, I'm gonna give myself a wish. I wish I had 30 minutes upstairs with your wife." The golfer says, "You can just forget it you nutjob." The wife says, "For a million dollars and a house on this course, I'll do it!" So a half an hour later the wife and the genie were laying back on the bed smoking a cigarette and the genie says, "Maam, how long have you believed in genies?"
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    Dang, this getting old crap sucks. I'm gonna have to quit playing the pro tees and go up to the white tee boxes. I've lost 50 yards off my driving distance. Although a lot of the loss came from loss in elevation. The ball goes a lot farther at 5000 feet above sea level in Albuquerque than it does at 400 feet above sea level here in WV.

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    A belated congrats to Bubba Watson for winning the Masters! That shot he made on the 2nd hole of the playoff was something else. A new lexicon in sports is born: "Bend it like Bubba!"
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    I just got back from 5 days of Golf in Bonita Springs Palmira Golf Club and Naples Heritage Bay in Florida.

    Golf during the day, Masters in the evening and parting at night.
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    Bubba Watson seems like a nice guy, I'm happy for him and his family for the Masters win. A genuinely appreciative guy...in contrast to the spoiled brat that Tiger Woods has become; throwing yet another tantrum on the course.

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    Bubba has never had a lesson, never had a coach, never even checked his swing on video. Bet all those other pros are asking themselves if it was worth it spending all that money for those things. Tiger is probably seeing a therapist.

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