Great. Just what we need. The poeple who gave us Chernobyl, working on a weapon designed to attack the central nervous system,and put people in a "zombie state": Ever since the game Resident Evil and the movie 28 Days Later breathed new light into the zombie attack genre, America has been on something of an obsessive kick. We all played Plants vs. Zombies. We've designed exercise routines to help keep us safe from the zombie apocalypse. There are even zombie attack bedsheets. Thankfully, though, a zombie attack is an impossibility. Or is it? Russian President Vladmir Putin confirmed that his country is working on the creation of an electromagnetic gun that attacks its target's central nervous system, putting them in what we hope is a temporary, zombie-like state. According to Russian defense minister Anatoly Serdyukov, "when it was used for dispersing a crowd and it was focused on a man, his body temperature went up immediately as if he was thrown into a frying pan." "We know very little about this weapon, and even special forces guys can hardly cope with it," added Serdyukov. That doesn't sound very comforting. While this technology is certainly disturbing, thankfully, it's unlikely to be the cause of the inevitable zombie apocalypse. Victims of the gun don't Thread started at Forum 4 Politics on 04-05-2012 09:52 PM
possum hidin' behind the couch so's the zombies don't get him... The Pentagon's plan to stop the zombie apocalypse May 18, 2014 WASHINGTON The U.S. military has always been the one place in government with a plan, forever in preparation mode and ready to yank a blueprint off the shelf for almost any contingency. Need a response for a Russian nuclear missile launch? Check. Have to rescue a U.S. ambassador kidnapped by drug lords? Got that covered. How about a detailed strategy for surviving a zombie apocalypse? As it turns out, check.
Uncle Ferd purt sure Hispexican zombies are responsible... About 100 brains missing from University of Texas December 3, 2014 The University of Texas at Austin is missing about 100 brains about half of the specimens the university had in a collection of brains preserved in jars of formaldehyde.
This post is over two years old....and I still can't find zombie guns at my local gun shows!!! I demand my 2nd Amendment Right to a zombie gun!!!!! The Founders knew that only with a free citizenry....armed with zombie-inducing weaponry...could we protect our liberties. Thomas Jefferson said that....er.....somewhere.
You are confusing 'Ditto Heads' with Zombies. Major difference is Zombies burn and loot while Ditto Heads watch helplessly.
