Motala in Östergötland is one of the richest Mesolithic sites in Scandinavia north of the current and former Danish provinces. Excavations in waterlogged sediment along River Motala ström have produced large numbers of bone and wood objects that have rarely been preserved elsewhere. Most are harpoon and leister points, but it now appears that a dildo carved out of bone may be among the remnants. Measuring twelve by two centimetres, its size is perhaps not very impressive.
Hmmm, a bone dildo? I suppose one would call it a "boner"?
Some have suggested the artifact may have been intended for other non-dildoish uses. It could actually be a pressure-flaker for fine flint knapping. But without doubt anyone alive at the time of its making would have seen the obvious penile similarities.