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    Motala in Östergötland is one of the richest Mesolithic sites in Scandinavia north of the current and former Danish provinces. Excavations in waterlogged sediment along River Motala ström have produced large numbers of bone and wood objects that have rarely been preserved elsewhere. Most are harpoon and leister points, but it now appears that a dildo carved out of bone may be among the remnants. Measuring twelve by two centimetres, its size is perhaps not very impressive.

    Hmmm, a bone dildo? I suppose one would call it a "boner"?

    Some have suggested the artifact may have been intended for other non-dildoish uses. It could actually be a pressure-flaker for fine flint knapping. But without doubt anyone alive at the time of its making would have seen the obvious penile similarities.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Anders Hoveland View Post


    Motala in Östergötland is one of the richest Mesolithic sites in Scandinavia north of the current and former Danish provinces. Excavations in waterlogged sediment along River Motala ström have produced large numbers of bone and wood objects that have rarely been preserved elsewhere. Most are harpoon and leister points, but it now appears that a dildo carved out of bone may be among the remnants. Measuring twelve by two centimetres, its size is perhaps not very impressive.

    Hmmm, a bone dildo? I suppose one would call it a "boner"?

    Some have suggested the artifact may have been intended for other non-dildoish uses. It could actually be a pressure-flaker for fine flint knapping. But without doubt anyone alive at the time of its making would have seen the obvious penile similarities.
    well , harumphh , maybe a 12 " tallywhacker may not be very impressive in your area of the World ( can ya give me info on what y'all eat , nuts , berries , etc ? )

    This gives a whole another meaning to the term " rock hard " free-cool-smileys-256.gif
    Last edited by HillBilly; Apr 20 2012 at 06:55 PM. Reason: add a coment

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    Quote Originally Posted by Anders Hoveland View Post


    Motala in Östergötland is one of the richest Mesolithic sites in Scandinavia north of the current and former Danish provinces. Excavations in waterlogged sediment along River Motala ström have produced large numbers of bone and wood objects that have rarely been preserved elsewhere. Most are harpoon and leister points, but it now appears that a dildo carved out of bone may be among the remnants. Measuring twelve by two centimetres, its size is perhaps not very impressive.

    Hmmm, a bone dildo? I suppose one would call it a "boner"?

    Some have suggested the artifact may have been intended for other non-dildoish uses. It could actually be a pressure-flaker for fine flint knapping. But without doubt anyone alive at the time of its making would have seen the obvious penile similarities.
    This just in, the "Material girl" Madonna said she lost it and is demanding it be returned to her.

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    Quote Originally Posted by HillBilly View Post
    well , harumphh , maybe a 12 " tallywhacker may not be very impressive in your area of the World ( can ya give me info on what y'all eat , nuts , berries , etc ? )

    This gives a whole another meaning to the term " rock hard " free-cool-smileys-256.gif
    I believe the measurement is in centimeters that would be 4.72"

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    Quote Originally Posted by HillBilly View Post
    well , harumphh , maybe a 12 " tallywhacker may not be very impressive in your area of the World ( can ya give me info on what y'all eat , nuts , berries , etc ? )

    This gives a whole another meaning to the term " rock hard " free-cool-smileys-256.gif
    HB, that was 12 centimeters, not inches. Swedes are confusing like that. That's why you can't trust 'em. They say, "hey baby, I've got 12 big ones!" But it's all propaganda.
    Last edited by fifthofnovember; Apr 20 2012 at 08:41 PM.
    Don't blame me - I voted for Kodos.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Texsdrifter View Post
    I believe the measurement is in centimeters that would be 4.72"


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    Quote Originally Posted by fifthofnovember View Post
    HB, that was 12 centimeters, not inches. Swedes are confusing like that. That's why you can't trust 'em. They say, "hey baby, I've got 12 big ones!" But it's all propaganda.

    Yep , it's the metric system , ya know ?

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    I`ve got an antique leather vibrator, you just extract the plug from the back end, and fill it up with flies.

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