And now it's time for another episode of everybody's least favorite game show - "MY BIBLE IS BETTER THAN YOUR BIBLE!"
Originally Posted by Greataxe
You've already ignored shellfish, beards, and a bunch of other inconsequential stuff that got mentioned in the same breath as the anti-gay stuff, but you didn't bring it up and I doubt you consider any of it particularly important, but it's there in black and white. So either you're as bad a Christian as the people you're trying to bait or you have the magic decoder key that tells special people which parts of the Bible are literal and which aren't.
It really seems like your focus on homosexuality and bestiality has nothing to do with the handful of mentions each merits in the big book and a lot to do with you. Give it a rest and picket lobster fishermen for a while or people are going to think you've got an unhealthy obsession.
Oh, and congratulations. Your interpretation of the Bible is the true and correct word of God. Go and stand in line with the ten million other geniuses who think the same thing but keep your opinions to yourself or there'll be a lot of disagreeing.
Last edited by fishmatter; May 03 2012 at 01:19 PM.
I have the body of an 18 year old. I keep it in the fridge.