White House Denies CIA Teleported Obama to Mars

MARS-gate is what will bring him down!



"Forget Kenya. Never mind the secret madrassas. The sinister, shocking truth about Barack Obama’s past lies not in east Africa, but in outer space. As a young man in the early 1980s, Obama was part of a secret CIA project to explore Mars. The future president teleported there, along with the future head of Darpa.

That’s the assertion, at least, of a pair of self-proclaimed time-traveling, universe-exploring government agents. Andrew D. Basiago and William Stillings insist that they once served as “chrononauts” at Darpa’s behest, traversing the boundaries of time and space. They swear: A youthful Barack Obama was one of them.'

http://www.wired.com/dangerroom/2012/01/obama-mars/

 

I remember this guy. He had a civil war photo on his website of a boy whom he claimed to be.

 

Looks like Andy and Billy forgot to take their meds again...I'll give them a call and remind them. LOL

 

You're thinking of John McCain, who incidentally is the great^3 grandfather of the Mars bar.

Edit--- oops how did this old thread end up on my 'todays posts' list?

 

Wrong, wrong and just plan wrong. Scientologist believe that Obama is from urANUS.

 

There is one thing for sure, when Obama became president, the crazies swarmed out of the wood work.

 

This time machine stuff will certainly get the tea party crazies all worked up into a glazed eye rapture. The 1950's, 1850's, 1780's............Ozzie'n'Harriet, powdered wigs, happy Negroes in the fields, etc.

 

I guess it would explain his cabinet ...

 

Is that Eric Holder in the lizard outfit there?

 

FIFTY Future Charges the Obama Derangement Syndrome Right Will Make Against Barack Obama-

1. He shot the Sheriff...and he shot the Deputy too.

2. He blew up the Space Shuttle Challenger (Michelle sabotaged the Columbia).

3. He never drinks....wine.

4. He is so mean, he once shot a man just for snoring.

5. He killed Frank Poole, and wouldn't open the pod bay doors for Dave Bowman.

6. He likes cats.

7. He puts ketchup on hot dogs.

8. A census taker once tried to test him, Obama ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice Kee-anti!

9. He and his three droogs, like to sit in the Korova Milkbar making up their rassoodocks what to do with the evening.

10. He shot Vince Foster.

11. He drinks Foster's (not a good, honest American beer, dammit!)

12. He got Jar Jar Binks to give him emergency powers in the Galactic Senate.

13. He bombed Pearl Harbor.

14. He killed Moe Green, Tatagglia, Barzini, the heads of all the Five Families.

15. He smells like soup.

16. He once yelled at a blind man! (Okay, okay, he yelled "Look out there, friend"...but who cares. He still yelled at him!)

17. He took the $8000 Uncle Billy forgot and sent the bank examiners after George Bailey.

18. His ears are funny.

19. His name sounds funny.

20. He's going to leave you, as you left him...as you left her. Trapped for all eternity on a dead world...buried alive...buried alive!!!

21. His soul is an appalling dump heap overflowing with the most disgraceful assortment of rubbish imaginable mangled up.... in tangled up knottttttts!

22. He once shot a man in Reno...just to watch him die.

23. He'd steal a dead fly from a blind spider.

24. He cut off Gwyneth Paltrow's head and delievered it to Brad Pitt in the desert by UPS.

25. He applied for a job as a prison warden so he could put tacks in the electric chair.

26. He keeps trying to get Henry Blake replaced as commander of the 4077th, so he and Margaret can take over.

27. He takes sparrows, dips them in peroxide, and sells them as canaries.

28. He keeps preventing the re-opening of Camp Crystal Lake.

29. He campaigned for a dry county, got it passed, and then moved away.

30. He tempts Edmund with Turkish delight candies.

31. He killed Bambi's mother.

32. He sank the S.S. Minnow.

33. He tried to kill the Baudelaire orphans.

34. He tried to arrest Victor and Ilsa at the Casablanca airport.

35. He a very bad man, Jerry Seinfeld, a VERY bad man!

36. Obama told Janet Leigh in the hotel lobby that a boy's best friend is his mother.

37. (we learn Obama speaks Latin) Seems our Barack is an educated man....now I KNOW I hate him!

38. He became Margo Channing's understudy.

39. He ordered the gorillas to blow up Cornelius' cave excavation.

40. He tortured Morpheus to get the codes for the mainframe of Zion.

41. He gave Snow White a poisoned apple.

42. He boiled Michael Douglas' rabbit alive.

43. Obama's a 20 footer.....25...three tons of him!

44. He attacked Scarlett in the shantytown outside Atlanta.

45. He used ED-209 to try to kill Robo-cop.

#46. Obama keeps telling Luke to dig his dirt out of Boss Rahm's hole.

#47. Obama plans on marrying Mary Contrary and leading the Bogeymen against Toyland!

#48. Obama and Marv plan on breaking into Kevin's house on Christmas night.

#49. He'll convince Freder that the robot is Maria, while he imprisons the real Maria.

#50. Obama plans on killing Sheriff Bart and snatching the land around Rock Ridge. (Truly ironic)

 

I'd LOVE to send a few "Things were wonderful in this country untill all the socialism started in the 1890s" Tea Party types back in time to, say, 1885.

Let them deal with cholera, diptheria, polio and only crowded charity hospitals if you couldn't pay for treatment....open sewers....no workplace safety laws....child labor....no food and drug monitoring....12 hour work-days.....

They just might find they love Teddy Roosevelt, Franklin Roosevelt, etc.