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Discussion in 'Member Casual Chat' started by Smartmouthwoman, Aug 9, 2013.

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  1. Smartmouthwoman

    Smartmouthwoman Bless your heart Past Donor

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    Mamas hold onto your little boys... the bar is back. ;)

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    Life's too short to argue politics all the time, folks. This is a place to kick back and get away from it all for awhile. Everybody's welcome here... just leave your politics at the door and we'll all get along just fine.

    Free jukebox, kitchen's always open, anything to drink your lil heart desires.

    Pull up a barstool and take a load off. Mgmt not responsible for broken hearts; gentlemen, watch your wallets.

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    Smartmouthwoman Bless your heart Past Donor

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    Better get this one in before the yankee woman finds the jukebox...

    [video=youtube;j3sDGzx9y9I]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j3sDGzx9y9I[/video]

    *dances with chair*
     
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    Falena Cherry Bomb Staff Member Past Donor

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    The earth is back in its proper rotation!

    Stand back! Falena's ass is back in her bar stool!

    (*)(*)(*)(*) Yeah!
    Thanks for turning the lights on Smartie! I been standing outside trying to break in the whole time. lol

    [video=youtube;g02WR0OZ0MA]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g02WR0OZ0MA[/video]
     
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    Falena Cherry Bomb Staff Member Past Donor

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    Aint nothin' like a Texas bar!

    [video=youtube;LArGlfEVYqM]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LArGlfEVYqM[/video]
     
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    Falena Cherry Bomb Staff Member Past Donor

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    Where's Kimi? Kimi you're missing this. Its like a flashback. Wait, is this a flashback? They told me this could happen when I did those snoopy things. Ahahahahaha

    [video=youtube;7g9Ug_baVys]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7g9Ug_baVys[/video]
     
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    Smartmouthwoman Bless your heart Past Donor

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    Good to be back, falena! After 6 months off, my liver's nearly healed!

    Here's to us!

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    Falena Cherry Bomb Staff Member Past Donor

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    Im not sure what a "doh see doh" is.
    Must be some type Texas variation of a French recipe for fried food on a stick. lmao

    [video=youtube;d05tQrhNMkA]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d05tQrhNMkA[/video]
     
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    Smartmouthwoman Bless your heart Past Donor

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    Guess where I'm goin for my b'day, falena... Margaritaville Casino & Resort. WOO HOO! Gonna be a 3 day party... wish you could be there!

    [video=youtube;JF4O3Wt_3vo]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JF4O3Wt_3vo[/video]
     
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    .....bouttime
     
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    Falena Cherry Bomb Staff Member Past Donor

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    Very cool! Happy Birthday and win big!
    Id love to go for a big birthday party for you! It would be one to never forget. They let 20 year olds gamble? Oh wait, you got one of them fake ID's?

    True story
    We go to the indian casino. I dont know anything about roulette tables. Im standing there watching and not catching on. I ask this guy to explain to me what the deal is. 2 guys come out of nowere and pull me aside. Said, you cant do that. I was like do what? Stand at the table and ask questions like that. Now Im like you have to be kidding me! No step away from the table. I was shocked. You think if Im gonna roll a casino roulette table Im gonna ask some old guy how?

    Went to a dog race once. We walked in and I put 10 bucks down on a number. Had no idea about anything. Just put it down on my favorite number. The dog comes in first! lol I had about 50 old guys swarming me trying to see what number I was gonna play next. lmao

    [video=youtube;Nj2700em-JQ]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nj2700em-JQ[/video]
     
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    Thank Gawd for a new Texas watering hole!!!

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    Smartmouthwoman Bless your heart Past Donor

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    What's yer pleasure, 'zel? Special from the kitchen tonight is armadillo-on-the-half-shell... don't knock if it ya ain't tried it!
     
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    Well look who just staggered in. Hide the boxes of wine. Ahahahaha

    [video=youtube;BqQkECIn738]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BqQkECIn738[/video]
     
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    Ya got a long horn steer on the half shell??? Medium rare...
     
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    Pot meet kettle...:grin:

    Thought you were on the wagon, whatcha doin' in the bar???
     
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    Rapuda, you're into wine.
    How many armadillos do you think it takes to make a liter of this stuff?
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    Smartmouthwoman Bless your heart Past Donor

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    I could go to Vegas cheaper than Louisiana but I've got some family there, so it's two trips in one. I'm so desperate to get outta town, I'm looking forward to a room with a view of the Red River. LOLOL
     
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    I don't really know, but if it makes it stronger, add more.
     
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    We could all be there if we were invited.....cough....

    Happy birthday Smartie. Bet 10 for me on Seabiscuit...LOL
     
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    Wagon threw a wheel right in front of the bar. I been sober for, what time is it? lol 24 hours. WOoooo a marathon.

    [video=youtube;Pn2-b_opVTo]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pn2-b_opVTo[/video]
     
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    Thats even better. You get to celebrate with family and be on vacation at the same time! Hopefully, win some cash. How's dad doing? Still golfing?

    [video=youtube;5UFFa1HbFfA]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5UFFa1HbFfA[/video]
     
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    Thx, 'zel... but you gotta while to save up if you wanna go... it's the week after Labor Day.

    I need to buzz Kimi too. It's closer for her than it is for me!

    Sure hope nobody gives me money to bet for 'em. That's such a dumb thing... like I'm gonna tell 'em if they hit a jackpot! :roflol:
     
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    Smartmouthwoman Bless your heart Past Donor

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    Yep, still golfing... although he's slowed down a bit. 105 days will do that to an 87 yr old man. He's mad tonight 'cuz the cable company is feuding with CBS and both stations running the Rangers game AND the Cowboys are off the air.

    We could have riots in the streets if the baseball game wasn't on radio.
     
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    Callin it a nite here, y'all. Good to be back. ;)
     
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    Oh man,. that was really sweeeeeeeeeet. Hi I'm Adagio, and I'm a new poster. Pretty Liberal guy, but I love music with heart and soul. It's nice that there's this spot to come to in between the political back and forth.
     
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