The SCIENCE behind Michelle's male birth. 100% Proof

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  1. Validation Boy

    Validation Boy Well-Known Member

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    DISCLAIMER=
    This thread is NOT a hate piece. This thread was made for educational purposes and offers no moral judgments on Michelle Obama's chosen sexual identity. I will only state mathematical and scientific facts, leaving YOU to decide whether or not you're OK with the lies you've been told concerning Amerika's "First Lady".


    Its no longer debatable. Our First Lady is no Lady, at all.

    There are certain subtle differences in human male and female genetics which are unchanging, and which empirically validate the FACT that Michelle Obama was born a male. In human biology, there are no sexual absolutes, but She has an unprecedented 6 biological factors which demonstrate that She is indeed a He.

    There's no way that She, of all the people on Planet Earth, is that statistical 1 in 7 billion fluke oddity.

    1. A woman's pointer/index finger is always longer than her ring finger. A man's ring finger is always longer than his index finger. Michelle's ring fingers are much longer than her index fingers. Don't believe me? Try it out on yourself.

    2. The measurement of a mans skull width, multiplied by 3, will equal the total width of his shoulders. A woman's head multiplied by 2.5 will equal the total width of her shoulders. Michelle's shoulders are exactly 3 times the width of her skull.

    3. Her arm length and leg length do not conform to human female genetic ratios.

    4. There is not one single photograph of Michelle Obama's exposed waistline, stomach or chest anywhere on planet earth. And if there is one, its been verified as a fake photo-shopped image.

    5. Her brow line is mathematically consistent with that of a Male's and NOT a Female's.

    6. At least 17 public domain, White House Press Corp approved images exist which CLEARLY show the male bulge between her legs.

    7. Her hip to femur length ratio is consistent with that of a human Male's and NOT a Female's.

    Most people probably don't care about a topic of this nature, in today's world.

    But if they'd lie to your face about THAT, then.........
     
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    Casper Banned at Members Request Past Donor

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    OMG, is there no low that righties will not stoop to, I am begining to think not.
     
  3. Validation Boy

    Validation Boy Well-Known Member

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    I'm way outside of your left/right illusory paradigms.

    I'm stating scientific mathematical proof, here.

    You're going to have to step up your game.
     
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    It would appear that the finger thing checks out.

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  5. Validation Boy

    Validation Boy Well-Known Member

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    Look at that surgically reduced Adam's Apple too!

    The charade is up, Mikey! (Oops, I mean Michelle)
     
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    submarinepainter Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    If there is 100 certainty Mrs. Obama is a man why it this in opinions , where is the link to the proof and how did the Obama girls get here?
     
  7. Validation Boy

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    The world we live in is a complete illusion. Amerika is an illusion. I don't bother with the current events Forum. Politics is raw Theatre. News is not real. I'm on PF to help people look at life's bigger picture.

    The girl who kind of looks like Michelle could've easily been fathered with his seed.

    Those kids are pretty much a pair of test tube props anyways.

    No link necessary. Search Pictures of Michelle Obama. Search Human Biology.
     
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    Oh, I'm pretty sure that this thread proves something......
     
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    he's the right wing munter. im beginning to think he's munter on a troll account
     
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    Well that did not take long to debunk.

    It turns out that a simple wiki search flat out proves you are wrong.

    The ratio between a womans ring and index finger is not an absolute as you claim. In other words the ring finger is only shorter than the index finger in over half of women not all women as you claim. BTW your claim about all men's index finger being shorter than the ring finger is also false. Again it is only a little over half of men that this ratio applies to.

    This makes her only a slightly less than average physical oddity. In fact women who's ring finger is longer than the index finger is more common than left handed women.

    In addition the notion that a person's finger ratio is an indicator of gender is not as you claim a scientific fact it has only been suggested by a few researchers.
    The rest of your claims are also outright falsehoods.

    Many full length photos of her exist and you cannot prove they are photoshopped. Nor are your claims about variosu female body ratios accurate science as you claim.

    The funny thing is I cannot stand her husbands political views or hers. A terrible president with a not so bright first lady.

    I really despise lame conspiracy theories even more. Real science proves you dead wrong.
     
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    And with that this should be moved to Konspiracy Theories where it belongs.
     
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    *COUGH*LiberalsClaimingAnnCoulterIsaMale*COUGH*
     
  13. Validation Boy

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    Hey everyone!

    Guttermouth is Munter's troll account!



    Why did you give that away so easily?

    - - - Updated - - -

    For real.

    - - - Updated - - -

    The K is sexy.
     
  14. Validation Boy

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    Real knowledge, on much larger scales than your limited and predictable Google search provided you, prove me quite right.
     
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    She's dumb as rocks but entirely female.
     
  16. Validation Boy

    Validation Boy Well-Known Member

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    As well as possibly the scariest looking woman on all of Cable television.
     
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    Well, you just can't argue such astounding reasoning. Astounding, indeed.
     
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    You have no such knowledge and the facts prove you wrong. Now go adjust your tin foil hat.
     
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    Search for pictures of Michelle Obama.
     
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    I did and they crush your claim
     
  21. Validation Boy

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    You pretend not to see the surgically reduced Adam's Apple.

    You pretend not to see the ring finger.

    Your ring finger is longer than your index finger. I guarantee it is.

    Now look at your wife/gf whoever's hand.

    Exactly.

    Do the skull width/shoulder ratio.

    Exactly like I said, you see. Repeat these experiments in society if you wish.

    You will be forced to concede your flawed stance, my friend.
     
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    I am not your friend and as I pointed out your claims about finger ratio are proven false. The scientific fact is only slightly more than half of women have index fingers longer than ring fingers and that is more than the percentage of left handed women. Your entire premise is based on a proven falsehood that all womens finger ratio is identical.


    You did not present a skull width/shoulder ratio because you made that particular claim up out of thin air.
    Nor is there any evidence of surgery to her adams apple.
     
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    Do the shoulder/skull on yourself and your friends/family.

    You will see that this science is indeed valid, my enemy.

    Women may not always have a longer index than ring finger every time...

    But they will never have a longer ring than index finger.

    So.... Yeah.
     
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    Once again there is no such shoulder/skull ratio and you have not even quoted one to measure with.

    You also just contradicted yourself not surprising since you are massively ignorant of science

    So ..........no
     
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    Just as bad- both situations should be treated with the same derision.
     
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