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  1. Smartmouthwoman

    Smartmouthwoman Bless your heart Past Donor

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    Time to hit the beach for a little R&R, folks. Life's too short to argue politics all the time. Grab a bar stool and get away from it all for a little while. Everybody's welcome here -- no politics allowed... but everything else (within forum rules, of course) is pretty much OK. ;)

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    Our own private beach to [​IMG] & regroup.

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    Open kitchen, free jukebox, fresh coffee, ice cold cocktails and red hot women... what more can you ask for??

    Come on folks, let's kick up some sand!

    [video=youtube;9ChADh1zt5I]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ChADh1zt5I[/video]


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    Surf's up!! It's Beach Party time!! The band is loadin' up the Woodie and bone'in up on Ventures tunes. Now, where's my board?
     
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    Smartmouthwoman Bless your heart Past Donor

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    The real question is... where's your speedo??

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    Here's a song I've enjoyed for many years. I also have a crush on the dancing girl in this video. I've seen many different dancing girls in my lifetime, but few have the hypnotic quality this girl has. Unfortunately, the girl would be in her sixties or seventies by now.

    [video=youtube;Lrle0x_DHBM]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lrle0x_DHBM[/video]
     
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    Smartmouthwoman Bless your heart Past Donor

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    Good morning, early birds. Time to jump in the shower and come out motivated to face the day!

    Don't roll over... GET UP!!
     
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    Smartmouthwoman Bless your heart Past Donor

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    What do ya mean it's not Friday?
     
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    You know hitting the sand is a time honored martial arts technique that is meant to increase the muscle powwer and the skins toughness to be able to do things like break boards.
     
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    Cool a beach bar!

    Liquor, swimming, sea glass hunting, driftwood hunting, fishing and a killer tan.


    [video=youtube;_NVVe1DkVsQ]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_NVVe1DkVsQ[/video]
     
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    Mornin' to those of the Strange Brews. [​IMG] Smartie says Thursday is Ladies Night. [​IMG]


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    Beach bar eh......Got it covered and, NP Coffee is on Sugah. [​IMG]

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    Good morning Bar Peeps.

    Big speakers set up. Drinks are mixed. Come on! Outrageous is right around the corner. I can feel it. Where's Kimi? lol
    [video=youtube;YtdK_Y5iZnU]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YtdK_Y5iZnU[/video]
     
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    Dance time!

    [video=youtube;QYxMQjcs4wo]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QYxMQjcs4wo[/video]

    Tempo a little to fast for this type dance. lol

    This is better
    [video=youtube;FNw6J9g5ahw]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FNw6J9g5ahw[/video]
     
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    Are you Gettin Jiggy With It......Gravy, "uhm" I mean Falena. [​IMG]

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    Falena Cherry Bomb Staff Member Past Donor

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    One more.


    [video=youtube;gEqj9_o-3LU]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gEqj9_o-3LU[/video]

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    Yes!
    For the moment, Im avoiding all the work I should be doing in real life. lol
    So Im 'exercising'.
     
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    [video=youtube;1G1AkJ-97ng]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1G1AkJ-97ng[/video]
     
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    Mornin, y'all!

    Expecting storms to move in here in about an hr. Wouldn't believe how many folks are here early to beat the rain. Not a drop right now... but 90% chance of storms today and tomorrow.

    Bring it on.
     
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    Smartmouthwoman Bless your heart Past Donor

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    Now taking applications for cabana boys. Must have nice abs and make a mean pina colada.

    I said ABs. Now get your mind outta the gutter. ;)
     
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    Me too! [​IMG]

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    Smartie finish up that margaretta. I got a song we can dance to. You're gonna love it!



    Ready?


    [video=youtube;LKdHy18rZcI]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LKdHy18rZcI[/video]
     
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    Falena Cherry Bomb Staff Member Past Donor

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    That's exercise where I come from.
    I use 48oz bottles of Steel Beer to do that exercise. Its called the lift and drink.

    [video=youtube;CZkjeJKBI0M]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CZkjeJKBI0M[/video]
     
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    Come on MMC!

    If we all do the Conga anyone who had beans for dinner to the back of the line!



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    Back to Cha Ching!

    Later.

    [video=youtube;u1YB8oOLsjw]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u1YB8oOLsjw[/video]
    ........and we NEVER should have sold that drum set. I see another one on the horizon. lol
     
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    I find the best way to chit-chat is to do a lot of chitting and hardly
    any chatting.At least the guys down to the general Store seem to
    agree with me.As they just whittle the day away in their wooden
    chairs whilst nestled around a cracker barrel just waiting for someone
    like Rachel Welch to come in for one the cardboard containers of
    earthworms ford fishin' with.Of course if Miss Welch needs a pole,
    the fellars are all prepared to lend her a helping hand,likewise I'm sure.
    As Tennessee Ernie Ford can be heard in the background on that
    40's Farm Radio that has seen better days.Maybe if'n she's up
    to it,Miss Welch can show the boys how to do the Twist to Country
    music as Ferlin Husky breaks in with his hit :
    - I Feel Better All Over {More Than Anywheres Else }.
     
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    Is Mary still holding the pool boys hostage? I heard some Marines are missing too.

    Good morning all. One of my favorite past times.

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    At the moment, I have resigned to Yoga on the back porch.
     

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    I have a coffee that will give ya plenty of exercise. [​IMG] ..... [​IMG]

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