Feminist Jokes

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  1. ryobi

    ryobi Well-Known Member

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    Why should you never change a tire for a feminist????

    You should never change a tire for a feminist because a tire has a hole in it's middle and you have to put your hand in it when you're changing it and a tire can't consent
     
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    Wolverine New Member Past Donor

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    If you do help, you are chauvinist.
    If you drive by, you are misogynist.

    No matter what you do, you are the devil. You are a man after all.
     
  3. ryobi

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    basically the feminist definition of rape is everything, even a tire
     
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    Anders Hoveland Banned

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    Here are some actual quotes by real feminists:

    "All men are rapists and that's all they are. As long as some men use physical force to subjugate females, all men need not. The knowledge that some men do suffices to threaten all women. He can beat or kill the woman he claims to love; he can rape women...he can sexually molest his daughters... THE VAST MAJORITY OF MEN IN THE WORLD DO ONE OR MORE OF THE ABOVE."
    — Marilyn French, feminist writer and later advisor to Al Gore's Presidential Campaign

    "Under patriarchy, every woman's son is her potential betrayer and also the inevitable rapist or exploiter of another woman."
    — Andrea Dworkin (not that she knows anything about men, being a lesbian and all)

    "All sex, even consensual sex between a married couple, is an act of violence perpetrated against a woman."
    — Catherine MacKinnon
     
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    Fugazi New Member Past Donor

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    Here are some quotes by real misogynists

    "The feminist agenda is not about equal rights for women. It is about a socialist, anti-family political movement that encourages women to leave their husbands, kill their children, practice witchcraft, destroy capitalism, and become lesbians" - Pat Robertson, 1992

    "Feminism was established to allow unattractive women easier access to the mainstream." - Rush Limbaugh

    and a typical anti-feminsts joke,

    What do you say to a woman with two black eyes?
    Nothing, you've told her twice already.
     
  6. ryobi

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    How can you spot a feminist on the beach in a bathing suit???

    She'll have more hair under her armpits than she will on her head. :smile:
     
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    And progressives hold these whackjobs in high regard.

    Hell, one of them was on Team Gore..
     
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    There is truth to all of that.

    Most feminists are socialistic unattractive sexually frustrated woman.

    There is nothing wrong with calling a spade a spade.
     
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    Fugazi New Member Past Donor

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    and of course you have ample evidence to support that "Most feminists are socialistic unattractive sexually frustrated woman.", please DO provide it.
     
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    Jesus Christ man have you ever changed a tire? There is this thing called a rim. . .and you most certainly don't have to and can't put your hand thru the center of a tire while it is on a rim.
     
  11. ryobi

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    Really, lol...

    Why should you never change a tire for a feminist???

    You should never change a tire for a feminist because a tire has a hole in its middle which contains the rim which is held to the axle by nuts on the backing plate which you should loosen before jacking the car into the air otherwise the wheel will just spin around in the air...when you put the new tire on you have to tighten the nuts in a star pattern, a little at a time, so you don't bend the rim and once the car is on the ground tighten the nuts again in a star pattern...but never do this for a feminist because you will be accused of tire rape and since feminism is politically correct and therefore is beyond reproach you will more than likely be convicted of tire rape and therefore you will have to register as a sex offender once you get out of prison for tire rape, for the rest of your life, which means you will not be allowed to be within 5000 feet of a tire for the rest of your life which means you will have to live in the wilderness in the arctic where there are no tires and it's really cold there, so never change a tire for a feminist OK..........
     
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    You are going to have to explain to me why you thought you had to or even could put your hand thru the center of a tire when you are changing it then.

     
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    I've put my hand through the center of the rim many times, when changing tires. :blankstare:
     
  14. ryobi

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    Really...lol

    It's been discovered that even dogs have a sense of humor...

    Apparently, some human beings do not however

    You have to posses some intelligence to have a sense of humor though, which seems to be lacking...hahahahahahahaha
     
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    When you have sexual intercourse the male puts his penis through the female vagina, but not all the way through the vagina, but still through the vagina

    Haven't you at least had sexual education...hahahahahahahahahahahahaha
     
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    Why did the feminists have to cancel their picnic? No one made any sandwiches.
     

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