I self-identify... as a panda...

Discussion in 'Race Relations' started by Darkbane, Jun 17, 2015.

  1. Darkbane

    Darkbane Banned

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    As someone who self-identifies as a panda, I feel discriminated against on a daily basis... I like to lounge around in my panda pants and just munch on stuff for hours a day after I woke up from hours of rest... once in a while I will move around and do something but its only because I wanted to... as a trans-panda, people constantly attack me asking why I never do anything with my life... this is a clear negative attack against all trans-pandas and this hate will not be tolerated... stop discriminating against trans-panda's just because you're not one...

    As a trans-panda, I am an endangered species... so I will be filing lawsuits against anyone who tries to prevent me from doing what I want when I want to, even if it disrupts your life and property... as a trans-panda my activities protected so you can't destroy my natural habitat, which is the corner store where I receive my nutrition, the couch where I conduct most of my daily activities, and pretty much anything else I say... I will not pay for any of these things as I have an entitlement to these natural resources in order to survive and keep my race alive...

    because I'm a minority and endangered, if you disagree with me you're automatically racist, sexist, and homophobic... simply because I said so, your logic will not apply to any argument I have, any facts you present will not be allowed unless I first approve and agree to them (which I won't), generally everything has to be my way, cause I said so... I mean come on, you're not the trans-panda so what do you know about it, you can't tell trans-panda's what to do if you aren't one... its like, not fair, or something... (I reserve the right to change anything at anytime)

    Sincerely,

    Trans-Panda

    P.S. I will be suing this website for not having a trans-panda emoticon for me to use in this message, thats discriminatory...
     
  2. The Sentinel

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    Pandas don't have standing to file lawsuits, nor have anything more than basic animal rights. Good luck with that.
     
  3. TheSteve

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    I love your example of the madness that is befalling the nation. As a Lesbian Female in a mans body I too wish for my rights to use the ladies showering facilities. Sadly I do not have the money for the expensive procedures, so I will save the money and just stay in this Man Vessel.
     

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