The Sun reports the BAFTAs.

Note the ingenious wordplay on the front page of Britain's biggest-selling newspaper - 'Need a Brafta, Dakota?' Geddit? Need a BRAfta? 'Need a bra, Dakota?' because she isn't wearing one?? Oh dear, the laughter muscles in my face are hurting! Who said the art of lexical semantics is dead?



Welcome to Idiocracy.

 

As to 'Idiocracy', all we need now is for this idiot to become our prime minister and that'll put the seal on it.



PS. I mean the idiot on the left, not that the other one might be re-elected! Jeez but it's depressing!

 

Who’s the bigger idiot, the idiot who writes it or the idiot who reads it?

 

At least I don't buy it. I'd be really worried if I did!

 

Now the effing Grammys, then it'll be the Emmys. Is there no end to this 'entertainment' for the brain-dead?

 

Any Brit worth their salt reads the mirror so they can keep up with Coronation Street and the minutia of Geordie Shore cast lives.

 

The Mirror - the thinking man's Sun!