Would you dine at a Nude Only restaurant?

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  1. Arkie

    Arkie Well-Known Member

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    Not sure if this is the right forum, so if staff believes it belongs somewhere else, please move it.

    I just heard on my local news that a new restaurant is opening soon. Nude customers only. My first thought is "ewwwwwww". No way. Then I wondered if it was just me?
    You sit on chairs or in a booth..nude. You eat..nude. You finish dining and leave..nude. Does the wait staff scour the hell out of the booths, chairs, tables, etc before the next nude patron is seated? And would you want to eat in such a place?
     
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    only if the wait staff wiped down the seats when they clean the tables, and then I would only eat a salad. defiantly wouldn't order the hot soup
     
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    Its your hands that move contagion to every doorknob in the place. Its your hands that touch the buttons on the debit card machine. Its your hands that touch the menus and the table top and chairs. If I want something covered to keep me safe, I'll wear disposable vinyl gloves myself and use plenty of sanitizer every time I remove them. I don't do that in restaurants because I am not a germaphobe.
     
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    I would pass the restaurant by.

    Back in the early days of Carol Doda, famous in San Francisco when she was young, some of us went to the place with our wives. The dancers, all topless in panties danced on the tables.I found it annoying. Babes don't annoy me, but them dancing on the table waving the bottom part of their torso at us was not what I call entertainment. Never returned to the place.
     
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    I'm bashful. No way in hell would I eat in a nude restaurant. It used to be that you had to wear shirts and shoes when you went into a restaurant. My how things have changed.
     
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    btthegreat, yes, I am aware that hands spread contagion. However, I am not too thrilled with the idea of SITTING on something another butt sat on. I don't want to go into detail, but I am sure you can use your imagination.
    I have no problem sitting in an outhouse. It has a wide opening where body fluids are not smeared and I don't care how clean someone claims they are "down there", it's still an open oriface that might be leaky. Not counting the fact that skin folds tend to harbor unpleasantries as well and on humans, there is one long crevice where anything can dribble out at any given time.

    It's gross.
     
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    Might have in my rebellious youth with my stacked wife but now that we are in our 60s, ewwww!
     
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    Why would anyone want go and try to maintain an appetite why seeing over weight over aged people and pay good money to lose your appetite.m
     
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    Or, young skinny bone racks that are pale, have zits or hair on their backs and giggle a lot.
     
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    I don't know... maybe if they had a great chefs salad served with virgin olive oil dressing it might be worth a look see.

    Of course a big helping of beans and weenies may also be one of their featured foods some may like that.

    Do you suppose their featured drink is sex on the beach? Or perhaps blue balls?
     
  11. Arkie

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    This board does not have a funny button. Too bad. Funny! ^
     
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    no, there's probably at least 50 other things I'd rather do nude than sit in a restaurant
     
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    That would be the proper way if you were visiting a nudest camp.
     
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    I don't want to see naked people when I'm eating. I don't even want to see attractive naked people when I'm eating.

    And I do not like to eat in the nude, either.
     
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    It's not uncommon in Japan to eat sushi off of a nude woman. It's called nyotaimori. Then again, this is the same culture that has vending machines with used panties available for sale...so you know....it's Japan.

    Nobody wants to see my middle-aged, out-of-shape body, nude; particularly when eating. Needless to say there is a very low probability I would ever patronize this food establishment. For the sake of humanity, if nothing else.
     
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    As long as I am the only guy in the place, and all of the girls look like Eastern Euro super models, I would have no problem with it.
     
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    No way. That is disgusting, IMO. I wouldn't want to sit in a chair where someone else was sitting nude. What if they had herpes or something? :eekeyes:

    Sounds unsanitary and gross to me!
     
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    Leakage.

    Enough said.
     
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    Ewww. Yuck. You just can't rely on some stranger's cleanliness. There are a lot of scums out there. Lol.
     
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    Pardon me miss, my chair has a skidmark on it. Can I exchange it for a clean one?
     
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    omg. LOL! And EWWW at the same time. :roflol:
     
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    :bleh:
     
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    Surprised the health department will let them get away with this.

    Anyway, no I would not eat there. It isn't the nudity thing per se. I have been butt naked in front of a lot of people before. It is the fecal material thing....I would be convinced it was everywhere in the joint....and it probably would be....and where would you keep your debit card to pay for dinner if you had to be naked....
     
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    I read some time back about a group testing where fecal matter showed up where it was least expected. Guess where a LOT of it was found? On the sleeves of apparel...brand new..hanging on racks in departments stores. People don't wipe their hands after using the toilet, then go out there and flip through clothes on racks and the first thing they touch is the shoulder/sleeves of each one they pause to look at and leave their poop behind.
    Hell, we can't even eat a head of lettuce without getting sick due to fecal matter on it from the workers taking a dump in the field where it is grown...how can they regulate a bunch of people, NAKED, in a restaurant?
     
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    oh it isn't just your sleeve....have your toothbrush tested :omg:
     

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