Smartie's Bar & Grill #65

Woo hoo! The bar's finally old enough to draw SSI!​

Belly up to the bar, folks. This is the place to get away from the maddening crowd and relax for awhile. NO POLITICS ALLOWED, so leave it at the door and we'll all get along just fine.

Liquor is aged, but coffee is fresh. Kitchen's always open and the juke box is free. What more could you ask for? Don't say service. I pay Falena to wait tables, but she hardly ever shows up.



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Sounded so good, let's do another one Toby honey.

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Wake up, y'all.

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one for Falena

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Drinks, anyone?

 

Dating Site Prayer...

 

Where's those hairy-legged boys when I feel like boot scootin?

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*dances with bar stool*

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Where's those hairy-legged boys when I feel like boot scootin?

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*dances with bar stool*

 

Out late were ya?

 

Kicks Jukebox. >>>>>

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Alright people of the Strange Brews.....the weekend has started.

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Used to be there was a time when it was not possible to sneak in a
new Smarty thread w/o ... Me,me,me,me,me ... Meeeeeeeeeeeeeee
kinda replying.If Smarty has 65 threads and the average thread is around
700 posts then how much space does the PF servers need to keep all that
stuff { chit chat and Mornin' Sweety stuff }.Not 50,ooo.So no need to worry.
The average Joe probably makes less than $ 50,ooo per annum.
More so if they work on anums { porn stars }.

 

Say Teacher teacher !. I have my hand up.Don't you see me.
Okey Dokey Harold ... Yes,the entire class see's your hand up even
those in front of your desk.What is it now Harold.?
Well the thingy is ... Like I don't know how this sorta thingy works an all
but there's this message board site and like the thingy is ...
What I'm a tryin' to say is ... Like.
C'mon Harold spit it out already.You know better than to chew gum in class.
But ... teach ... teach ... my question ain't about knowed chewin' gum.
Then what is it Harold.?
How can a new board start up and take messages when the old board
ain't tired or retired.Like one them message boards.
You'll have to ass Miss Crabtree at lunch about dat ... Harold.
About what ... Miss Sturgeon.?
Both what a message board is and how one retires from.
From what ... Miss Sturgeon ?
From whatever infernal thingy yer talking about Harold.
Okey Dokey ... teach ... Just wanna make sure ... just in case.
Just in case of what Harold.?
In case these message boards come to town and they don't sell peanuts
in the shell and all ... is what Miss Sturgeon.
Good observation Harold.You get todays gold star.Is what.

 

Don't worry everyone knows you're still a regular. Just sayin.

 

Regular Caff or Decaff ?
" Don't be ridic " -The Lost Weekend - { 1945 }

 

Decaff?......Neveeer!

 

Heya Falena you know the drill....I still be doin.

Keepin busy, huh?

 

Yep still doin.....they haven't cut my job yet.

Got yourself a bandit eh......you be careful. He will throw you one of those sob eyed Cute looks.

 

Happy whatever day it is. I know it's early, but I need a drink.

 

Is that bait?

 

Did it work?

 

Dagburn it to Cloverleaf and back,on a Sunday morn.
I missed this aspect ratio.The first 5 opening posts to a new Miss
Smarty starter thread and they all her'n.What are the chances of dat.?
5 will getcha 10 this some sort of advertising trick.I mean,it is possible for
Posters to advertise their wares.Ain't it.
Like what would a testimonial ad be w/o some person behind the camera.
Or on the billboard.The front of the cereal box like Chris Jenner and the
now infamous - Wheaties - box of 1977 fame after Jenner took home the
Gold in the 1976 Montreal Olympics.I mean,some may start to believe they need
a Breakfast of Champions and a little Miss Smarty thread catching up to start their day.
But then the best way to start the day is to just Go for it.Go for the Gusto.
Be all you can be ... turn on that boob tube and watch how commercials
transform and transfix your daily schedule.
How comes there no more - Lifestyles of The Rich and Famous - or
- Queen for a Day -.
Somethin's fishy I tell ya.I can almost feel it.

 

Lol. I do tend to exaggerate my 'greatness' on line. It would be impossible for me to look as good as I pretend to be online.

 

Good morning, Sunday people. Gonna be another blazer in Big D. Dress cool for church... you know, within reason.

 

Yep.....and I did make it known to those wimmens.

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I noticed that you didn't say......you didn't look good. Still able to throw on a pair of heels, huh?