Dismiss Notice
Thanks for being a member of our community. Please donate toward site expenses if you can.

Coming Out

Discussion in 'Humor & Satire' started by Aleksander Ulyanov, Aug 13, 2016.

  1. Aleksander Ulyanov

    Aleksander Ulyanov Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Mar 9, 2013
    Messages:
    41,184
    Likes Received:
    16,181
    Trophy Points:
    113
    Gender:
    Male
    I sexually Identify as a Donald Trump. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of being a billionaire from New York. People say to me that a person being Donald Trump is Impossible and I'm (*)(*)(*)(*)ing retarded but I don't care, I'm beautiful. I'm having a bank give me a small loan of 1,000,000 dollars and install a gold wig on my head. From now on I want you guys to call me "Donald Trump" and respect my right to build a great huge wall and kill dirty Muslim immigrants and Mexicans. If you can't accept me you're a Liberal, will get sued and need to check your political privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.
     
    Aleksander Ulyanov, Aug 13, 2016
    #1
  2. DoctorWho

    DoctorWho Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Feb 5, 2016
    Messages:
    15,501
    Likes Received:
    3,740
    Trophy Points:
    113
    Presto Change-o !

    POOFERS !

    You re now an Official probationary Donald Trump wannabe !
     
    DoctorWho, Aug 13, 2016
    #2
  3. Frank

    Frank Well-Known Member Past Donor

    Joined:
    Aug 2, 2016
    Messages:
    7,391
    Likes Received:
    1,348
    Trophy Points:
    113
    Gender:
    Male
    After reading your comments...I have decided that you sound too intelligent and reasonable to ever get away with passing yourself off as Donald Trump.

    If you truly want to give it a try, though...start by dumbing down your remarks considerably.
     
    Frank, Aug 13, 2016
    #3
  4. EggKiller

    EggKiller Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Dec 29, 2012
    Messages:
    6,650
    Likes Received:
    483
    Trophy Points:
    83

    I think using one person as a sexual identifier is dumb enough already don't you?
    Then again my brain isn't twisted............5.4.3.2.1.
     
    EggKiller, Aug 13, 2016
    #4
  5. PARTIZAN1

    PARTIZAN1 Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Dec 10, 2015
    Messages:
    46,848
    Likes Received:
    18,962
    Trophy Points:
    113
    Gender:
    Male
    :wink::wink:
    I am not sure if you are announcing a gender ID issue you are having with you'd elf, since all of a sudden want to be considered a Trumpeizda or is this a sexual orientation such as homo-ism, lesbienism, or normalism.

    Remember you have every right to be whatever you want but do not recruit under aged individuals into your cabal of Trumpeizda cult to use for your pleasure. That is against the law and you will be punished at the most extreme extent of the law.
     
    PARTIZAN1, Aug 13, 2016
    #5
  6. Aleksander Ulyanov

    Aleksander Ulyanov Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Mar 9, 2013
    Messages:
    41,184
    Likes Received:
    16,181
    Trophy Points:
    113
    Gender:
    Male
    That's setting the bar rather low but thanks anyway :wink:
     
    Aleksander Ulyanov, Aug 13, 2016
    #6
  7. Doug_yvr

    Doug_yvr Well-Known Member Past Donor

    Joined:
    Aug 8, 2008
    Messages:
    19,096
    Likes Received:
    1,827
    Trophy Points:
    113
    I'm sold. Where do I send a donation? Will you be holding WWE matches during your campaign rallies?
     
    Doug_yvr, Aug 14, 2016
    #7
  8. HailVictory

    HailVictory Banned at Members Request

    Joined:
    Dec 12, 2014
    Messages:
    1,202
    Likes Received:
    65
    Trophy Points:
    48
    Marriage is defined as being between a man and a woman, not a man the product of sexual interaction between an ape and a carrot. Take your liberal commie crap out of this country.
     
    HailVictory, Aug 24, 2016
    #8
  9. MRogersNhood

    MRogersNhood Banned

    Joined:
    Jul 20, 2015
    Messages:
    4,401
    Likes Received:
    24
    Trophy Points:
    0
    Why has not the banhammer been dropped with full force on you?
    Such bs,such little relevancy
    PS:This is what I think while posting:
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Z4m4lnjxkY
     
    MRogersNhood, Aug 24, 2016
    #9
  10. Daniel Light

    Daniel Light Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Mar 12, 2015
    Messages:
    31,455
    Likes Received:
    34,888
    Trophy Points:
    113
    There is only one, true Cheeto Jesus.
     
    Daniel Light, Aug 24, 2016
    #10
  11. MRogersNhood

    MRogersNhood Banned

    Joined:
    Jul 20, 2015
    Messages:
    4,401
    Likes Received:
    24
    Trophy Points:
    0
    [video=youtube;sqcLjcSloXs]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sqcLjcSloXs[/video]
     
    MRogersNhood, Aug 24, 2016
    #11
  12. Frank

    Frank Well-Known Member Past Donor

    Joined:
    Aug 2, 2016
    Messages:
    7,391
    Likes Received:
    1,348
    Trophy Points:
    113
    Gender:
    Male
    You do realize it is defined other ways also?

    So...where are you suggesting it is defines as between a man and a woman?
     
    Frank, Aug 25, 2016
    #12
  13. cupAsoup

    cupAsoup Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Jul 25, 2015
    Messages:
    7,879
    Likes Received:
    899
    Trophy Points:
    113
    Eat a lot of ice cream, cover yourself in cheeto dust, and find a tobacco stain colored bathroom mat to place on your head!
     
    cupAsoup, Aug 25, 2016
    #13

Share This Page