Looks like we are running short on Trump threads so I decided to start one. This thread is about NOTHING...other than unadulterated Trump hate I took and did a twist on the Bonnie McFarlane book, "You're Better Than Me" So all those anti-Trump folks can blather away.........as I hear it is cathartic
By the deafening silence, glad to see so many Hillary supporters agree, that Trump is better than them!!
A case for Trump is better than you: 1) He gives thousands & thousands to charity. 2) He has created thousands & thousands of jobs. 3) He has produced 6 successful and talented offspring (none of whom are on welfare!) 4) He is a supporter of saying "Merry Christmas" 5) He supports our law officers and a safe America 6) He wants to ferret out criminal illegals and not allow them to roam our streets in lawless sanctuary cities 7) TBC (to be cont) And what grandiose things are you doing for our county?? That's what I thought...Trump is better than you!
“Donald Trump has come out in favor of shutting down Planned Parenthood. However, experts say, if he really wants Planned Parenthood to go under he should turn it into a Trump property.”–Conan O”Brien - - - Updated - - - “Maybe he should ease into this … by running for a lower office first, like President of the Hair Club for Men.”―Jimmy Kimmel - - - Updated - - - “But folks, on a serious point, Trump said he likes ‘people who don’t get captured. What a terrible thing to say about my friend and a genuine war hero, John McCain. So tonight I call on Donald Trump to be a man of his word – and release Chris Christie right now.”—Joe Biden
Say what you will about Trump, he is not stupid. He is a smart man with a deep understanding of what stupid people want.”―Andy Borowitz - - - Updated - - - “Donald Trump showed his birth certificate to reporters. Who cares about his birth certificate? I want to know if that thing on his head has had its vaccinations.”―Craig Ferguson - - - Updated - - - Donald Trump has had several foreign wives. It turns out that there are really are jobs Americans won’t do.”–Mitt Romney
Trump was the best fake soldier in his entire fake battalion. LOL - - - Updated - - - Tonight, we honor a self-made millionaire. He started with nothing, worked hard, and made a fortune. That man is Fred Trump, Donald’s dad.”–Seth McFarlane
That kinda looked like a US uniform vs Wat? Military school is bad mmk? Are you saying Obama is more American than Trump? Puh-lease Becuase he was a Muslim? Seriously?
“Donald Trump is here tonight. Now I know that he’s taken some flak lately. But no one is happier—no one is prouder—to put this birth certificate matter to rest than The Donald. And that’s because he can finally get back to focusing on the issues that matter: Like, did we fake the moon landing? What really happened in Roswell? And where are Biggie and Tupac?”—Barack Obama
What uniform were you wearing at 17 yo....Mickey Mouse Club ears?! - - - Updated - - - More things Obama failed at that Trump will address! Trump is better than Obama
One day during a fake attack by a fake enemy trump took his fake gun and told his fake troops follow me. He is such a hero....not that McCain that spent five years in a POW camp. LOL - - - Updated - - - “Donald, I’m not sure if you’re even aware of this, but the only difference between you and Michael Douglas from the movie, Wall Street, is that no one’s going to be sad when you get cancer.”–Anthony Jeselnik
Trump's doctor has certified Trump as the healthiest man on earth and is better than Anthony Jeselnik
“By the way, Donald, it’s pronounced ‘huge,’ not ‘eyuge.’ Also, it’s pronounced ‘I am (*)(*)(*)(*)ing delusional,’ not ‘I am running for President.’”–Seth McFarlane
At a Donald Trump rally the other night, a supporter shouted out the Nazi salute ‘Sieg Heil!’ Trump immediately responded, ‘There is no place for that here – save it for my inauguration.'”–Conan O’Brien
After he won yesterday’s Nevada caucus, Donald Trump said, ‘I love the poorly educated.’ Trump then said, ‘And when I’m president there’ll be more of them than ever.'” –Conan O’Brien - - - Updated - - - Donald Trump announced today that he is running for president. And based on the amount of bronzer he uses, he’s also running for president of the Spokane NAACP.”–Seth Meyers
Donald Trump has claimed that his candidacy is fueling more interest in voting. More people are signing up to vote. Just like herpes fuels more interest in Valtrex, for instance.”–Jimmy Kimmel - - - Updated - - - That’s what he’s best at. Putting a bow on a turd, marking up the price, and selling it so hard, you want it—even though you know it’s just a turd with a bow on it. America is that turd!”—Lewis Black
It’s safe to say everything Trump touches turns to gold. Especially the Miss Teen U.S.A. contestants he pees on.”–Seth McFarlane - - - Updated - - - “Hillary Clinton said she went to Donald Trump’s wedding but didn’t give him a gift. Trump said, ‘Just for that, you’re not coming to my next three weddings.'”–Conan O’Brien - - - Updated - - - Donald Trump has canceled a planned trip to Israel. When asked why, Trump said, ‘They already have a wall and a fear of Muslims. My work there is done.'”–Conan O’Brien