Bachmann: God wants Trump

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  1. Doug_yvr

    Doug_yvr Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    Well it seems that the KKK, Putin and God all have something in common: they're supporting Donald Trump according to the mad-as-a-hatter expert in such things - Michelle Bachmann. (Yes I realize 'mad-as-a-hatter' and Michelle Bachman in the same sentence is a redundancy but I'm going for word count).

    The problem with Bachmann's theory of course is that Clinton is leading which means that if God has a hand in this election she surely is backing the candidate who hasn't already broken the 7th, 8th, and 9th Commandments and repeatedly threatened to break the 6th.

     
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    2 Trumpinians 17-23

    "Verily spaketh the Lord that from the east shall arise a tower with the name emblazoned in gold. And a man shall come forth with 3 wives and he shall descend from the sky to places whereth only the palest shall dwell. His voice will be heard far and wide and the curs will heareth his calls and come to listen to him in great droves. He will smite down his enemies until none more shall stand before him. And the people will wonder who is this stranger with skin unlike any other before him."

    To be continued...

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    Right Wing nutjobs, the gift that keeps on giving and getting Dems elected. :roflol:
     
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    In Canada, and in about any civilised country in the world, such a crackpot could never enjoy the lofty position she enjoys.

    The US is hardly a meritocracy.
     
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    What is wrong with that woman?
     
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    Poor Michele....I wonder how long it's been since she figured out she was a "beard"?
     
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    It is quicker and easier to list what is right with her.
     
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    Short version?-

    Un-intelligent extremist fundamentalist rightwing woman....who is married to a gay but-in-the-closet man.
     
  9. Arxael

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    My first guess is.....a lot.

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    Hmmmmm Well that was short.
     
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    What's wrong with us that this idiot woman has a voice?
     
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    Yes, but in her self designed Minnesota district the Ignorant One Issue Voters (Catholics who want to oppress women's rights) are predominant.
     
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    Which brings about other questions:

    Surely the Republicans have SOME intelligent women politicians...???????

    Palin and Bachmann can't be representative of ALL Republican women??? Can they?

    Are only certain Republican women allowed to speak out?

    Don't intelligent Republican women ever tell those two wackos to just shut up?

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    Oh, c'mon, she has the ONLY requirement Republican women need, she's physically attractive......you know Repubs wouldn't even allow her to speak if she was ugly...
     
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    There is a Republican woman from Maine who isn't full-on stupid. Can't remember if she is a Senator or a Representative, and actually I'm not 100% sure she's still in office. Snowe was her last name I believe. She was a moderate sensible Republican.

    And to be honest, Condoleeza Rice isn't that bad either. I've liked the things she's said after she was no longer a part of the Bush administration. Yeah she towed the line while there, but that was her job since she was "hired" instead of elected.

    Those are the only two that come to mind right now though.
     
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    Bachmann has sponged off the taxpayers her whole life with 23 foster children at $6000 a month for each child, a husband who got 100s of thousands of dollars in grant to make gay people straight.. and Federal Farm subsidy money ...........
     
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    I doubt she knows it.....but Repubs couldn't run an ugly gay guy so they told him to have his wife run.

    And Bachmann has said that Christian women MUST OBEY their husbands :)roflol: ) so every word out of her ignorant mouth is really his.

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    Which shows how frightened Repubs are of intelligent women........
     
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    She is Michelle Bachmann...

     
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    Profound stupidity...and it's not curable

     
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    She was a 2012 Republican Presidential candidate for the GOP Nomination...she was taken seriously by places likd Fox News and Rightwing radio, doing it.....so she's just as "credible" to Rightwing Media as Gingrich or Santorum.

    Of course Republicans wish she'd just go away and never been seen again. For she reminds the rest of the country (like Palin does) of the type of women the Republican Party attracts.
     
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    :roflol:

    Just as I predicted! ;)
     
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    Katherine Harris, Marsha Blackburn?

    Ever had the misfortune to hear them spouting off?
     
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    You see how a certain type of woman "rises to prominence" in the GOP. They have to have that certain combination of wild-eyed radicalism.....but also the "subservience to men" thing.

    Remember how Michele served water to all the male GOP Primary candidates in 2012? As well as the trouble she got into with her "Biblical" support for being "subservient to her husband"?
     
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    I recall getting a chuckle out of her being "subservient" to limpwristed Marcus. They probably only foster girls so that he won't be tempted to molest them.
     
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    Nope, I don't know who they are.....Palin/Bachmann clones?
     
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    lack of brains
     
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    The KKK is supporting Hillary Clinton and to bring the opinion of God, who we assume even has one on us plebs, is utterly ridiculous. Bachman is reaching and should stop.
     

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