Your English grammar

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  1. Ritter

    Ritter Well-Known Member

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    Here is a fun test to take if you want to know where your English grammar is from.

    My result:
    Our top three guesses for your English dialect:?

    1. US Black Vernacular / Ebonics
    2. Singaporean
    3. American (Standard)

    Our top three guesses for your native (first) language:?

    1. Norwegian
    2. Swedish
    3. Dutch

    Ebonics? Dayum. I ain't no blach. Dis test be trippin'. Imma pop'em racists! :laughing:

    Norwegian? How dare you? :rant:
     
  2. Just_a_Citizen

    Just_a_Citizen Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    Our top three guesses for your English dialect:

    1. US Black Vernacular / Ebonics
    2. South African
    3. American (Standard)

    Our top three guesses for your native (first) language:

    1. Norwegian
    2. English
    3. Dutch

    Yikes!
     
  3. Caligula

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    Thanks a lot for that link. Very interesting quiz.

    Our top three guesses for your English dialect:
    1. Welsh (UK)
    2. English (England)
    3. US Black Vernacular / Ebonics

    Our top three guesses for your native (first) language:
    1. English
    2. Dutch
    3. Norwegian

    Funny thing is, I'm German living in Germany.
     
  4. ThirdTerm

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    Our top three guesses for your English dialect:

    1. US Black Vernacular / Ebonics
    2. Singaporean
    3. New Zealandish

    Our top three guesses for your native (first) language:

    1. Russian
    2. Portuguese
    3. Spanish
     
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    I still speak Jive. :wink:

    [video=youtube;6_lLJjb1BBQ]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6_lLJjb1BBQ[/video]
     
  6. Ritter

    Ritter Well-Known Member

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    Whaddup, brotha? :lol:
     
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    I got South African for dialect, and English for native language.

    Correct on one of those, so not toooo bad :woot:
     
  8. Diablo

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    I just got English/English, surprise/surprise.
     
  9. DoctorWho

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    Most People speak Garbage, not English, and
    Cockney and other regional variations are not legitimate either.
     
  10. Lil Mike

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    Our top three guesses for your English dialect:

    1. American (Standard)
    2. Canadian
    3. US Black Vernacular / Ebonics


    Our top three guesses for your native (first) language:

    1. English
    2. Norwegian
    3. Dutch
     
  11. Foolardi

    Foolardi Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    Yeah Butts like it's still My English Grammar.
    Not everybody may like it.Nor my underwear { if it got stained }
    I'm not goin' round town asking folk if they like the kind of mouthwash
    I use or the way I cheat at Poker.
    Some things are like personal.
    Like Grammar.I don't use bad grammar when I Pray.
     
  12. DarkSkies

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    My top picks: English language with the standard American dialect.

    The rest were probably random draws. I mean Dutch? Norwegian? Singaporean? Fun test though.

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    Our top three guesses for your English dialect:
    1. American (Standard)
    2. Singaporean
    3. US Black Vernacular / Ebonics

    Our top three guesses for your native (first) language:
    1. English
    2. Norwegian
    3. Dutch
     
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    cerberus Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    wassup, Doc? By Jove I feel better for that! (between you and me, I don't understand the topic :roll: [​IMG] )
     
  14. LiveUninhibited

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    Our top three guesses for your English dialect:

    1. Singaporean
    2. American (Standard)
    3. Canadian
    Our top three guesses for your native (first) language:

    1. English
    2. Norwegian
    3. Swedish


    Singaporean? It must be the influence of all of those asians/islanders I work with. Prepositions be damned, eh?..
     
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    Foolardi Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    I beg your grammar.Me grammar is sufficient enough to pass muster
    even on Coney Island.Off season,as well,ta boot.
     
  16. Frank

    Frank Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    English is my first language...New Jersey English, not standard...if dat is what you ah axin'.
     
  17. Foolardi

    Foolardi Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    I feel that the proper use of bad grammar is a designation of
    good writing.It is considered slang { dialect }.Or how different people use
    provincial ways of expressing themselves.
    Mark Twain { Samuel Clemens } used it often.
    "Th' wo'ds used an' th' way in which they're pronounced
    make up th' dialeck of a region,as enny fool kin plainly see. "
     
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    I got learned all my English grammar in the public skrewals.
     
  19. Injeun

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    My pet peeve is when professionals on TV use the singular "is" as a plural, "There is many..." My second peeve is when average people say, " I borrowed him my car" or "He borrowed me his car". It shows a complete lack of basic education.

    Then there's basic comprehension. I posted to the wrong thread. Sorry about that! :alcoholic:
     
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    Okay, here we go:

    American Standard
    Canadian
    US Black Vernacular / Ebonics
     
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    How about People that say Mens as plural of Man not realizing Men is already plural ?
    Correct; Men's room
    Man
    Men plural,
    Incorrect, The Mens took the field
    Correct, the Men took the field
    Correct, the Men's football team played today.
     
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    Yeah, I've heard it said that way before by a young woman who dropped out of elementary school. I was shocked.
     
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    I grew up in a very integrated and poor area, but wouldn't have guessed US black as my top vernacular. I want to test again! lol
     
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    [video=youtube;pJJ08I4eX24]https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=pJJ08I4eX24[/video]
     
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    In what universe is ebonics a language?

    Ebonics is ignorant English.
     

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