Funny Christmas Songs!

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  1. ChrisL

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    This is my favorite Christmas song. :laughing:

    [video=youtube;CRW2poUfJ34]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CRW2poUfJ34[/video]
     
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    Christmas songs are just too cringey. If there is a hell I am sure they play Christmas songs on repeat. :blankstare:
     
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    Robert Earl Keene

    [video=youtube;P37xPiRz1sg]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P37xPiRz1sg[/video]
     
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    [video=youtube;9f2wyyKGN7Y]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9f2wyyKGN7Y[/video]
     
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    Always liked this one:

    [video=youtube;50IgzksUqpQ]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=50IgzksUqpQ[/video]
     
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    Russian punk. "Leningrad" band. Song "Saint Nikola" ("Santa Claus"). December 31, 2017 :)

    [video=youtube;iV76RsmUag8]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iV76RsmUag8[/video]
     
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    Funny, sad, and I htink the best Christmas song ever.

    Warning, occasional bits of language no longer in use.

    [video=youtube;j9jbdgZidu8]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j9jbdgZidu8[/video]
     
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    [video=youtube;ja6xjkMJjyw]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ja6xjkMJjyw[/video]
     
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    Interesting. Are they trying to make some kind of statement about Santa Claus and China in Russia?
     
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    On the contrary, this song — a jeer over attempts of some cheap pseudo-patriots to fight with all foreign in Russia :)

    (What is absolutely impossible and it is senseless — in Russia almost all culture and a half of language — alloy of different foreign loans, both from the West, and from the East)
     
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    The lyrics is quite primitive, I have brought her only because of the comic inverted sense. With the New order not Santa gives gifts to people, and people give gifts to Santa :)

    Refrain (female vocal):

    Saint Nikola, save us from the Rock'n'roll. All sacred suite, save us from a breakbeat.

    ...

    It knows everyone the baby, You don't wait from them for good.
    Nietzsche, Newton, Andy Warhol, Fuagra from abroad.
    Pedicure and so on, Stakes, pastes, confetti, won't leave us alone... Their Mother f**ck...

    All these delicacies not for the Russian mind.
    (*)(*)(*)**ots, the poetess — them have no place to put brands.
    Modern art and busty silicone, to them, damn, it was empty, from our sacred icons.
    Bachs, Jobses and Salieries bothered, there is no force.
    All to shoot them, it would be the answer to sanctions.
    Toads, oysters, mollusks, guzzle and palm off on us.
    Our ICBMs successful launch-ups let break their cosiness.

    So approximately :)

    ...

    And if without policy, then traditional Russian Grandfather Frost ("Ded Moroz" in Russian — as English-speaking joke — "Dead Morose") differs from Santa Claus very little. Only a cap instead of a cap, a fur coat instead of a jacket and the Snow Maiden ("Snegurochka") instead of deers :)

    Our children in general often don't notice a difference between Grandfather Frost and Santa Claus :)

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    [video=youtube;mH1ij7JSkqk]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mH1ij7JSkqk[/video]
     
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    You should listen to the one I posted. It's hilarious. :D
     
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    With video!

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    A little bit classical Soviet New Year's songs.

    [video=youtube;Cn3qAsfHXSs]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cn3qAsfHXSs[/video]

    [video=youtube;fdSDw74Tjek]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fdSDw74Tjek[/video]

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