When I see a tattoo on a pretty girl...

Discussion in 'Humor & Satire' started by spiritgide, Jan 2, 2017.

  1. spiritgide

    spiritgide Well-Known Member Past Donor

    Joined:
    Mar 25, 2016
    Messages:
    20,133
    Likes Received:
    16,080
    Trophy Points:
    113
    Gender:
    Male
    I think of it like bumper stickers on a Ferrari, and wonder how anybody would put permanent graffiti on an original work of irreplaceable art.
     
  2. Deckel

    Deckel Well-Known Member Past Donor

    Joined:
    Nov 2, 2014
    Messages:
    17,608
    Likes Received:
    2,043
    Trophy Points:
    113
    Depends on the girl and the tattoo, though I am not sure "pretty" is relative to that rule of thumb. A small butterfly or flower on the shoulder is not in the same ink league as a giant skull across her neck or something.
     
  3. Johnny Brady

    Johnny Brady New Member

    Joined:
    Sep 21, 2016
    Messages:
    3,377
    Likes Received:
    45
    Trophy Points:
    0
    Yeah, I've heard tattoos on women referred to as 'tramp stamps'..;)
     
  4. juanvaldez

    juanvaldez Banned

    Joined:
    Aug 13, 2016
    Messages:
    2,390
    Likes Received:
    15
    Trophy Points:
    0
    Tattoos will always be low class.
     
  5. AlphaOmega

    AlphaOmega Well-Known Member Past Donor

    Joined:
    Jan 10, 2013
    Messages:
    28,747
    Likes Received:
    4,821
    Trophy Points:
    113
    Totally agree...tattoo on a woman is a complete turnoff for me.
     
  6. waltky

    waltky Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Jan 26, 2009
    Messages:
    30,071
    Likes Received:
    1,204
    Trophy Points:
    113
    Gender:
    Male
    Uncle Ferd don't date tattooed womens...

    ... `cause he says...

    ... dey spank too hard.
    :wink:
     
  7. HereWeGoAgain

    HereWeGoAgain Banned

    Joined:
    Nov 11, 2016
    Messages:
    27,942
    Likes Received:
    19,979
    Trophy Points:
    113
    YES!!! I'm with you. I've been with a couple of dozen young beauties over the last few years. Most young women like tattoos these days so I pretend to like them, but I really don't. Ugh! It really is like putting graffiti on a priceless work of art.

    Wow, I've been waiting four years to get that off my chest! :D

    One young lady was telling me all about this huge tattoo she wanted to get on her beautiful thigh. It almost made me want to cry. NOOOOOOO!!!!! But I bit my tongue [oh yes, that would be cool...:wall: ]. It was more important to get laid than to worry about it. Besides, if I said how I really feel it would just hurt their feelings.
     
  8. Lil Mike

    Lil Mike Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Aug 4, 2011
    Messages:
    51,287
    Likes Received:
    22,667
    Trophy Points:
    113
    For a pretty girl, getting a tattoo is damaging and ugly. But for an ugly girl, it's like giving your old beater a brand new paint job. It's still the same old beater, but the paint job is a distraction.
     
  9. Greataxe

    Greataxe Well-Known Member Past Donor

    Joined:
    Jan 20, 2011
    Messages:
    9,400
    Likes Received:
    1,348
    Trophy Points:
    113
    Gender:
    Male
    The #1 reason why people get tats is to show they are sexually active. Seeing attractive people ruin themselves makes me sad:

    [​IMG]

    [​IMG]

    [​IMG]
     
  10. Cdnpoli

    Cdnpoli Banned

    Joined:
    Sep 8, 2013
    Messages:
    6,013
    Likes Received:
    31
    Trophy Points:
    0
    <Rule 2> Tattoos are fine. Welcome to the 21st century.
     
  11. Greataxe

    Greataxe Well-Known Member Past Donor

    Joined:
    Jan 20, 2011
    Messages:
    9,400
    Likes Received:
    1,348
    Trophy Points:
    113
    Gender:
    Male
    I didn't know you were a pretty girl.
     
  12. AlphaOmega

    AlphaOmega Well-Known Member Past Donor

    Joined:
    Jan 10, 2013
    Messages:
    28,747
    Likes Received:
    4,821
    Trophy Points:
    113
    The first one....good luck with that when you are applying for any job except a tattoo parlor or pornstar
    The middle one......I didn't know Hillary Clinton got tattoos when she lost the election
    The last one....bumper sticker on a Ferrari. Just what every guy wants to see on a chic, a tattoo of a boat anchor.
     
  13. Ritter

    Ritter Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Nov 7, 2015
    Messages:
    8,944
    Likes Received:
    3,018
    Trophy Points:
    113
    Gender:
    Male
    Tattos are for the degenerated. Why would anyone want to ruin their body?

    I can tolerate something small on a subtle place, then it preferably has to be text. Perhaps one's family name or something of similar meaning. Generally though, I agree tattoos ruin beauty.

    There once was a time when only criminals and pirates had tattoos then it went mainstream for some reason. :no:
     
  14. SillyAmerican

    SillyAmerican Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Jul 25, 2016
    Messages:
    3,678
    Likes Received:
    1,285
    Trophy Points:
    113
    Gender:
    Male
    Exactly. It also depends on where the tattoo is. Some women choose to get them on less public portions of their anatomy than those shown in the photos. While I don't really care for the tattoo subculture, it's a personal choice that some folks seem to like. Yet another form of expressed individualism...
     
  15. Ritter

    Ritter Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Nov 7, 2015
    Messages:
    8,944
    Likes Received:
    3,018
    Trophy Points:
    113
    Gender:
    Male
    The bottom girl is a perfect example of this. She looks very pretty, but those damn tattoos make her almost unattractive. The inc on her right arm is the only type of tattoo and maximum amount that I would tolerate.
     
  16. Margot2

    Margot2 Banned

    Joined:
    Sep 9, 2013
    Messages:
    73,644
    Likes Received:
    13,766
    Trophy Points:
    113
    Why didn't you speak up? Was a piece of ass that important to you?
     
  17. Ritter

    Ritter Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Nov 7, 2015
    Messages:
    8,944
    Likes Received:
    3,018
    Trophy Points:
    113
    Gender:
    Male
    I remember back in high school, a girl asked me what I think of tattoos (obviously, subtlety implying she wants one, but girls can never be straight forward lol). I told her I think it is stupid and unattractive. She was clearly discontent with my answer and she ended up having some stupid tattoos a few years later. :laughing:
     
  18. Cdnpoli

    Cdnpoli Banned

    Joined:
    Sep 8, 2013
    Messages:
    6,013
    Likes Received:
    31
    Trophy Points:
    0
    As if people don't already abuse their body. Have you seen the obesity epidemic? Smoking? Haha. Tattoos should be the least of our worries.
     
  19. HereWeGoAgain

    HereWeGoAgain Banned

    Joined:
    Nov 11, 2016
    Messages:
    27,942
    Likes Received:
    19,979
    Trophy Points:
    113
    Those are not mutually exclusive issues. I just don't understand why anyone likes them. Nobody wants to be obese or an addicted smoker, but tattoos are a simple choice. Why in the world it went mainstream is beyond me. I guess it is a symbol of empowerment and or rebellion.
     
  20. Ritter

    Ritter Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Nov 7, 2015
    Messages:
    8,944
    Likes Received:
    3,018
    Trophy Points:
    113
    Gender:
    Male
    Haven't advocated for illegalisation or anything like that. I am a full supporter of self-ownership and think everyone fully owns their own body and therefore can expose it to whatever they may wish. Be it inc, Whoppers, crack or cigarettes. However, I will shun the behaviors I dislike.
     
  21. Cdnpoli

    Cdnpoli Banned

    Joined:
    Sep 8, 2013
    Messages:
    6,013
    Likes Received:
    31
    Trophy Points:
    0
    People love eating. People love smoking. People love getting tattoos. End of.
     
  22. HereWeGoAgain

    HereWeGoAgain Banned

    Joined:
    Nov 11, 2016
    Messages:
    27,942
    Likes Received:
    19,979
    Trophy Points:
    113
    There is nothing in this world more beautiful than a naked woman in full blossom. And there is nothing anyone can do to improve on that. So let me get this off my chest.

    STOP IT!!!
     
  23. HereWeGoAgain

    HereWeGoAgain Banned

    Joined:
    Nov 11, 2016
    Messages:
    27,942
    Likes Received:
    19,979
    Trophy Points:
    113
    And I've bit my tongue more times than I can count. But since it came up...

    STOP IT!!!

    :D

    I have dabbled with dating women my age. A pretty small percentage are not obese. I have worked my ass off to work my ass off, so I'm not going to settle. If she isn't willing to make the effort to get in shape like I did, then she isn't worth my effort. I keep my toe in the water in case miss wonderful comes along, but its hot 20 somethings for me as far as I can see.
     
  24. AlphaOmega

    AlphaOmega Well-Known Member Past Donor

    Joined:
    Jan 10, 2013
    Messages:
    28,747
    Likes Received:
    4,821
    Trophy Points:
    113
    agreed, but even then lets face it, tattoos are a cry for attention. A poem on your arm really means look at me I am in need of attention. The really hot chics know they are hot and don't need a tat to get attention.
     
  25. HereWeGoAgain

    HereWeGoAgain Banned

    Joined:
    Nov 11, 2016
    Messages:
    27,942
    Likes Received:
    19,979
    Trophy Points:
    113
    I've seen plenty of super hot women who have tattoos.

    So if tattoos are a cry for attention, what is this?
    [​IMG]
     

Share This Page