Witches worldwide are planning to cast a spell on Donald Trump on February 24th.....

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  1. MMC

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    A document detailing how to cast a spell that would bind Trump to all who abet him has been circulating the web in both private and public witchcraft groups, and even those who don’t regularly practice the craft are seizing the opportunity to use magic to stop the President. There have been marches, petitions, and demonstrations against the Donald Trump, but is definitely the most magical way to #resist.



    The ritual is to be done at the stroke of midnight on waning crescent moon ritual days, which are February 24th (midnight, Friday evening), March 26th, April 24th, May 23rd, June 21st (especially important as it is the summer solstice) etc. until Trump leaves office.



    Will it work? Honestly, there is only one way to find out. But hey, you watch didn’t Hocus Pocus a million times for nothing, so here is how to cast a spell on Donald Trump.
    Supplies

    •Unflattering photo of Trump (aka any picture of Trump)

    •Tower tarot card.
    •Tiny stub of an orange candle (think one of Trump’s fingers).
    •Pin or small nail
    •White candle, representing the element of Fire
    •Small bowl of water, representing elemental Water
    •Small bowl of salt, representing elemental Earth
    •Feather, representing the element of Air
    •Matches or lighter
    •Ashtray or dish of sand
    Optional items include pyrite (or fool’s gold), sulfur, and black thread. The document also says that you can substitute the orange candle for a baby carrot.




    Next, you carve the name “Donald J. Trump” into the orange candle (or carrot) with the pin, arrange the other items in a pleasing circle, and lean the tarot card on something so it is standing up vertically. Then, say a prayer for protection to your preferred deity (the document suggests the 23rd Psalm because it has connections to voodoo traditions). After that, it is time to cast the spell
    Ritual


    Hear me, oh spirits
    Of Water, Earth, Fire, and Air
    Heavenly hosts
    Demons of the infernal realms
    And spirits of the ancestors.....snip~


    http://bostonjournal.org/witches-wor...-to-join-them/




    Desperation does become those of the leftness. What say ye? [​IMG]
     
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  2. Mr. Swedish Guy

    Mr. Swedish Guy New Member

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    yeah, this is rich... make fun of those who believe in witches...

    while trump is a fan of alex jones who believes in alien conspiracies...

    this witch thing is ridiculous.. but it's nothing compared to jones
     
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    Witches Worldwide Are Planning To Cast A Spell On Donald Trump On February 24th. Let’s Join ‘em!! XX http://www.someecards.com/news/weird-news/witches-donald-trump-spell-curse-hex-ritual/ …
    1:57 AM - 24 Feb 2017


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    The spell, which is described by witches as a "binding spell," is not intended to harm the president, but rather to restrain him and to prevent him from doing anything policy wise or to harm anyone. The first binding spell ritual was cast at midnight on Friday, and others are scheduled for March 26, April 24 and May 23.




    Performing the spell involves an elaborate set-up including a tarot card, a picture of Trump, a carrot, and a bowl of water, among other things. Apparently, laughing at Trump is also quite effective for the spell to work. A Facebook group for the "Bind Trump" movement has over 11,000 followers.



    To counteract the witches and to protect the president, a group of Christians are planning a day of prayer......snip~


    https://townhall.com/tipsheet/christ...trump-n2290200


    Truly the leftness has become desperate. :laughing:
     
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    yardmeat Well-Known Member

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    Yeah, it is about as silly as Pat Robertson, David Perdue and other Christians praying against Obama, but Alex Jones can make any nut seem credible by comparison.
     
  5. MMC

    MMC Well-Known Member

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    Can you believe the Boston Journal actually carried this and gave out the ritual? :grin:



    Hear me, oh spirits
    Of Water, Earth, Fire, and Air
    Heavenly hosts
    Demons of the infernal realms
    And spirits of the ancestors



    (Light inscribed orange candle stub)

    I call upon you
    To bind
    Donald J. Trump
    So that he may fail utterly
    That he may do no harm
    To any human soul
    Nor any tree
    Animal
    Rock
    Stream
    or Sea

    Bind him so that he shall not break our polity
    Usurp our liberty
    Or fill our minds with hate, confusion, fear, or despair
    And bind, too,
    All those who enable his wickedness
    And those whose mouths speak his poisonous lies

    I beseech thee, spirits, bind all of them
    As with chains of iron
    Bind their malicious tongues
    Strike down their towers of vanity

    (Invert Tower tarot card)

    I beseech thee in my name
    (Say your full name)
    In the name of all who walk
    Crawl, swim, or fly
    Of all the trees, the forests,
    Streams, deserts,
    Rivers and seas
    In the name of Justice
    And Liberty
    And Love
    And Equality
    And Peace

    Bind them in chains
    Bind their tongues
    Bind their works
    Bind their wickedness

    At this point, you are to light the picture of Donald Trump on fire and let it burn until it turns to ash as you passionately exclaim “so mote it be!” three times. If you do not like that phrase, you can exchange it for one of Trump’s signature catch phrases, such as “You’re fired!” Then you snuff out the white candle and end the ritual......snip~ same link.




    To late!. [​IMG]
     
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    exactly

    [video=youtube;19y47qiMHSI]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=19y47qiMHSI[/video]
     
  7. MMC

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    So how do you get Alex Jones to compare to this. Oh and will Glenda the White Witch of the North be participating in this Trump Binding Spell. :grin:
     
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    This is actually funny! Hey as they say casting spells is a witch.
     
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    FreshAir Well-Known Member Past Donor

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    reminded me of this

    [video=youtube;44mqiBrB0zI]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=44mqiBrB0zI[/video]
     
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    All these witches best watchout for the Trump Voodoo in return. :laughing:


    [video=youtube;9SSUQxGjZZ4]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9SSUQxGjZZ4[/video]
     
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    Alex Jones says that the elite of the world worship "machine elves," that the TV is beaming Satanic messages into our heads, that Sandy Hook was a government hoax, that the government was behind 9/11, etc. How do I get him to compare? Turn him on for more than ten minutes.

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    Lol, that is particularly hilarious since it started raining during Trump's speech and one of the ministers giving an invocation said that it was a sign from God of his approval . . . meanwhile Trump later (lying) claimed that it had stopped raining when he got up to speak . . . but that it was still divine intervention.
     
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    Witches are not real - so therefore Jesus/Bible got it wrong (Bible says to kill witches, and Jesus never corrected that - which an sane person who lead a religion that stated that would do), so therefore Jesus/Bible are not actually from "god" nor divine.

    The Saudis also think that witches are real, however, and actually have punished people (in Islam that often means tortur....savages) for "witchcraft". Jesus/Mohammad/Saudis are stuck in at least the 7th century, so are obviously lousy role models.

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    Religion often makes people insane.
     
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    Why not run Hillary against him in 2020 . That will teach him .
     
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    There are Christian witches. LOL! :grin:
     
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    In this case, it is just a bunch of nuts.

    In the other case, there is a President who believes in worse.

    That is how you get it to compare.
     
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    You don't believe in life outside this planet?
     
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    This really worries me! I had a witch GF way back when and when I dumped her she and a few witch friends cast a spell on me. It worked too! Everything went bad for a few years and I had to pay them all big money to remove the curse. Fortunately Trump has deep pockets and maybe he can do this too but it's going to be very expensive. Or maybe I just made this story up, your call. :smile:
     
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    You don't see the humor here? C'mon, this is the height of Trump deraingment syndrome and funny as hell
     
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    I don't believe they've landed, and are behind Obamacare
     
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    It's good to see that the Democrats finally have a plan to combat the deplorables. https://www.facebook.com/bindtrump/
     
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    This won't work, the queen of all witches is Baba Yaga, a figure from RUSSIAN folklore.

    Donald and Vlad are probably regular guests at her house in the far Taiga, somewhere close to the Lena River, which domicile walks about on enormous chicken legs.
     
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    Exodus 22:18
    Now more than ever!
    Thou shalt not suffer a witch to live.

    https://www.kingjamesbibleonline.org/Bible-Verses-About-Witchcraft/

    After review, ask yourself of the wisdom of the Old Testament.
    And do witches and those who invoke magic have "human rights"?


    Moi :oldman:
    Gimmie that ole time religion

    r > g


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    Check out :flagcanada: witch sites!
    Across an immense, unguarded, ethereal border, Canadians, cool and unsympathetic,
    regard our America with envious eyes and slowly and surely draw their plans against us.
     
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    Trump has to much voodoo for them. :laughing:

    [video=youtube;3RJoLDFtpqU]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3RJoLDFtpqU[/video]
     
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    HA!

    Wait, couldn't that be considered as conspiracy to harm our POTUS?

    Aren't there a few dozen laws on this?

    QUICK! Call Hogwarts!
     
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    Hillary? That's not a Witchy woman......that's a (*)(*)(*)(*)(*)y woman. :grin:


    [video=youtube;9pzvqunZlLc]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9pzvqunZlLc[/video]
     

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