I think it's time to put our heads together and come up with something really big. You know we were secretly behind the plan to put toxic mind-control chemicals in American tooth paste. And of course, the fluoridated water scheme. I think our next big agenda should focus on something that will hit at the heart of the American Way of Life.

Yes...you guessed it...We need to assume control of Dancing With the Stars.

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Job 13:5 (New International Version)
If only you would be altogether silent! For you, that would be wisdom.