It used to be that I was into BDSM, necrophilla, and beastiality.....then I realized I was just beating a dead horse.
Damn it! My page didn't show your post when I did mine. I was going to leave you the cows, but the horse was mine. *mock pouts*
A man and his wife are watching 'Rudolph the Red' who is a famous weather forecaster. The wife says....'It looks like snow'...The hubby tells her NO!!! ............. "Rudolph the Red knows rain dear."
A wig and his friend, the car battery were refused entry to a nightclub. The bouncer said you're off your head and your mate is going to start something.
Why is it ill advised to mention you have a speech impediment when being interviewed for a job as a bouncer? You wont get the job because you can't say - your name is not on the lisp you're not getting in.
Preface: For fourteen years I have been logging my original puns. For fourteen years. I have logged enough of them to .... do something. So on we go-------->>>> Orville, the herpetologist, moved from Arizona to Cuba. Of course he took his pet poisonous lizard with him. But Orville DID rename his pet. What did he rename the reptile, you may ask. Havana Gila ______________________________ Juan lives in a small hut, in a small Mexican village and catches a few fish daily to eat with his tortillas. Retire now in idyllic Mexico with almost no money. And...................... You too can live as cheaply as Juan. ________________________ What do you call a Warsaw native who enjoys riding fast on horseback? A gallop Pole. ______________________ Albert Kristow, an officer with the Royal Canadian Mounted Police, had a fearsome reputation among criminals throughout Saskatchewan. When bad guys would try his patience, Officer Albert would famously give them to ten to hightail it out of town and never return, or else! Albert seldom got beyond six, before the bad guys would vamoose: “One, two, three, four, five…..” Thus did all bad men fear….. the count of Mounty Kristow.
Orwell, puns generally elicit a smile, if they are good. I did get a laugh out of one in this thread. But as to absurdity, I laugh at yours "heartedly". (snork, snork) Look the word up, Georgie.
Another CE Original: Harvey the typesetter considered his own bad self a very creative writer. In his spare time after work, he wrote “All’s Quiet” in the WESTERN font.
Two men are peeing off the side of a bridge. One turned to the other and said, "The water's cold today!" The second man nodded and replied, "And deep too!"
